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I just heard that our neighbors keep their crazy grandmother locked in the attic.
talk about their grandmother, the whole family became crazy. the high school daughter locked the baby in the closet,and she ran away afew min later the neighbors heard a baby cry they called police…….. they arrested…….. wow what a family.
Wanna hear something crazy? The police were called to the goldmarber’s house when a neighbor heard someone yelling- there’s a high school aged girl who was locked in the closet since she was a baby! When they opened the door she ran away…what a family
Did you hear what happened at the Goldmarber’s house? The police were called because the Grandmother ran away with the baby because the high school aged daughter took over her closet.
The Goldmarber’s high school daughter joined the police and took over the house after the grandmother kidnapped the baby adn ran away to the closet store
I tought the grandmother only took the baby, where did she find the ten milion dollars?
The closet store saved the baby, took the reward and bought out Crate and Barrel where they gave the Grandmother a job in the linen department, the high schooler a job in the wrapping department and the baby is doing the modeling for the new catalogue.
the grandmother is wanted for hiding ten million dollars in the babies stretchy
the ten million dollars was taken by one of the police officers, and he is accusing the sitter for child abbuse,and the old grandmother is sound asleep not knowing of anything.
i gave 10 million dollars to the police to accuse your sitter for child abuse and they shot the old grandmother who was sound asleep dreamin about it
BD”hE The funurel for Mrs. Dollar will take place at ten Mellon St.
now how about starting a new one?
Did you hear about Mr. Blumenthaul who bought a new car- he said was such a great bargain he paid practically nothing! His old car was so noisy you could hear him coming down the street from two blocks away!
Mrs. Blum was going to the big bargain sale and was in such a hurry she drove into a fire hydrant.
Mrs. Blum was going to the big bargain sale she drove next to a fire hydrant and she got all sprayed up!
Mayor Blumberg says the police sprayed peper spray in self defans when being atacked while writing a parking ticket for someone who parked next to the fire hydrent at the big bargain sale.
The police sprayed mace on Mayor Bloomberg after he got a parking ticket for parking next to a fire hydrant!
Oh dont you know that hizzhonur supposetly uses the train to get around.
then again, rhubarb doesn’t go well with cranberry sauce if you are sitting on a wooden chair near the ocean on tuesdays
Mayor Blumberg washed his car at the fire hydrent.
Meir Blum’s car caught on fire while he was at the car wash- (he might have sued the company but dont quote me on that because i personally didn’t see it but it makes sense)
The car wash had many violations.
there is a rumor going around that this game is about to stop, can you please save the game?
yes i agree,nice outcome came out of it, we all did it. now could we start a different type of game?
did you hear about rabbi green? he insisted that there is only one adar this yr!
Did you hear about the rabbi of the green street shul? He said that the snake charmer only has one adder left for his show this year.
Did you say Green Yocheved was the Rabbi of THE street shul? Like Green is his first name? And Yocheved is his last?And his son named Adler Yocheved is a snake charmer???? People thses days…..crazy…
Did you hear that Yocheved Green became a rabbi and her son is a snake charmer? And the snake’s name is Adler Yocheved?
This thread is hilarious
Mr. Yidd – “snake charmer? “
I once saw a real charmer. It’s very cool. Did anyone else see one? No sarcasm, please.
Yocheved Green was bit by a snake?
Yocheved was bitten by a green snake. Those are the poisonous kind!
Yocheved bit a green snake! I heard she’s poisonous! Is the snake okay?
In the snake they found a rake?!
I heard Yitzchak Miller’s son is going to Harvard.
I heard Yitzchak Miller went to Harvard.
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