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I will make a statement.
The next person is invited to change it… just a teeny bit.
The next person changes that…just a teeny bit.
After the 10th post,stop,and compare the first post to the last post.
CONGRATULATIONS!!YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PLAYED THE RUMOR GAME.
READY?
HERE IS THE FIRST REMARK:
“I heard the Cornbagel family just got a pet!”
I heard the Cornbagel family lost a bet!”
Do they even make corn-flavored bagels?
what that guy turend into a tunabagel
I heard the Cornbagel family were arrested in Atlantic City.
Is the Hasgacha on Corn Bagels reliable?
I heard the Cornbagel family were arrested for gambling.
I heard the Korn family was arrested for selling bagels inside an Atlantic City Casino.
Rabbi Korn is giving a hashgacha to an unkosher bagel shop in New Jersey. His general hanhogos are also under suspicion.
I heard the Korn family are being held without bail.
I saw the Goldbergs got a new car.
I saw Rabbi Goldberg driving his new car smoking a cornpipe and using a bagel for a tire.
ha ha ha ha good one. But isnt that loshen hara?
I saw Rabbi Goldberg in this new bar smoking (who knows what!)
They say he wants to retire. Fine! But Rabbi Goldberg in a bar,,?? smoking along with that CROWD????
Rabbi Gold started a fire. What a shandah!
A rabbi lost his gold in a fire
In fact a few days before the fire started , someone came over to Rabbi Gold and said, ‘ I heard you had a fire’
Rabbi Gold answered, ‘shhh, not yet’;)
Imagine that! An insurance scammer….
there was really not going to be a fire, the neighbors decided to make up a rumor on the golds, nebach…
Rabbi Gold is does Insurance on the side to support his family.
Rabbi Gold collaborated with an arsonist to start a fire-hes been an insurance scammer for years! wait i got it wrong- he is the arsonist!
Rabbi Gold is an artist.
He paints beautiful pictures of buidlings on fire!
Rabbi Gold is not selling insurance on the side it’s his brother in laws neighbors sver Mr. Bold.
Rabbi corngold ate a bagel while the store was on fire!
Rabbi Bold burned his bagel in the toaster.
Rabbi Bold toasted his bagel while the Corgold’s store was on fire.
Rabbits like burnt bagels.
In a couple of weeks this thread will have HUNDREDS of posts…watch…
rabbi bolding grabbed his bagel and the toaster came along and he gragged it outside it started fire and the neighbors saw whats going on and they called fire fighters, it was a whole commotion.
deiyezooger
SLOW DOWN! Not sooooooooooo long!
I heard that Dr. Wiessman got a new tie.
I heard Dr. Weissman got a new office.
Did you hear Dr. Wiessman tied a new knot?
I heard that Dr. Weissberg is tied up in a new fight with his partner.
I heard Dr. Weissberg’s flight was canceled due to his partner’s knots during the pat down.
Dr. Weissberg got patted down for having drugs hidden in the knots
The body scanner blew up when Dr. Weissberg made drug patties at the airport.
Dr. Weissberg’s office scanner blew up causing a massive fire. It may have been an act of terrorism.
We have set up a few funds. We are raising money for Rabbi Cornbagel Pidyon Shvuyin. Dr. Weissman doctor bills, and Rabbi Goldbergs house which went on fire. Please send checks payable to: Pleasehelp3jewishfamiliesgetbackonthierfeet. Or donate online at pleasehelp3jewishfamiliesgetbackontheirfeet.com. Tizku L’Mitzvos!! And thanks to cr for giving us the forum to bring such sensitive issues to the public.
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URGENT: Please say tehilim for Dr. Weissman who is very sick. Yosef ben chana
Chana Yoseph’s son, Ben, is a wise man. He got a scholarship to Harvard. I think he will become a doctor.
Breaking News! Harvard just kicked out Josef Ben, (he was a wise guy), for making drug patties in Professor Scanner’s office. The 911 response team was called when he threatened to blow up the lab with knots oops sorry, locks, sorry typo, lox and bagels if his mother Chana was notified.
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