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Today, the 20th of Iyar, is my birthday! I’ve heard that on your birthday, you can give out brachos, so if you want one, just ask for it!
Happy Birthday DaMoshe! i will take any brachah you want to give me, thank you in advance.
i need a career asap! please help
A brachah for nachas from my kids, and for arichas yomim, please. And may any brachah you offer be granted to you as well.
Mazal Tov DaMoshe! Nice of you to offer your services… I have three cousins who are older singles, so if I could ask for a proxy brocho for them… Ta.
Bless me please I need a bigger house … thnx 🙂
thank you so much
thank you so much
do you know of any rebbe/teacher positions available in Brooklyn?
Me too, please. Even without knowing too much about me. (leave it to Syag and OOM to do the detective work)
Some quotes by me (very Litvish) Roshei Yeshivas on brachos:
- I saw people lining up in front of R’ Chaim Kanievsky’s house. I thought to myself, “Ah! They all want to appreciate to gadlus of his Torah!” but then I spoke with some of them and realized that they are getting brachos. Brachos? Do they think that the Gaon has some sort of magic potion that he gives them to make their lives better?
- “A beracha doesn’t really work because of the Rovs d’veikus and gadlus, it works because a person feels like it will work and therefore davens harder.” “Like a placebo, Rebbi?” “Sorry I don’t speak Latin.”
Aha. So only Klalos work. Ok.
How sad, that people should feel that in order to follow the Mesora of ‘being a Litvak’ (i.e. Not being a Chassid), they have to distance themselves from anything that Chassidim happen to do, even if it means disregarding countless Gemaros and Medrashim (and Pesukim).
DaMoshe, maybe you can send one my way, too.
Amen, thanks!
No. I won’t shout. I’ll wait patiently…
If ur giving them out for free I’ll take one. Why not? Oh and Happy Birthday! May Hashem answer all your t’filos l’tova!
Happy birthday! Please give me a bracha that people will always want to give me brachos. 🙂
Thank you for your brochos. btw, don’t confuse me with shrek, that’s an entire different poster and personality. And I’m not so sure Popa wants anything to do with me either.
(My kittle secret – don’t tell anyone, deep, deep inside I’m not really a shreck at all.)
yeah I’m looking for someone to marry.
Amen thanks!
Dear damoshe It was very Kind of you to start this thread. May you be Zoche to Arichas Yamim vishanim, Simchas, Health, Yiddishe Nachas and Parnasa Tova.May you also continue to have the Bracha of the fine Midos you displayed today by remembering others on a day of your Simcha Mazel TOV!
Amen. Yimalei Hashem Mishalos Libecha letova.
DaMoshe, a very happy and healthy birthday to you ad meah v’esrim shana in good health and with much simcha. It was thoughtful of you to mention this, and it comes at the perfect time.
I ask for a bracha (from Hashem through you) not for myself, though
indirectly I suppose it is, but for a close relative of mine, an aidel and wonderful young man of 22, who needs a refuah shelaima:
Dov Nechemiah(haKohein)ben Rochel Chaya Sora. He could use all our tefilos now. Thank you for asking us.
DaMoshe: May H’KBH grant you chaim tovim aruchim ve kalim veneiim, an abundance of HAGEFEN = Hatzlacha Rabbah bechol maasei yadecha, Gut, Gezunt, Gebenched Langer Yahren, Good Parnasa b’Shefa, Yiddishe Nachus, a double portion of Yirat shamayim ve chet, menuchat hanefesh ve guf, osher with aleph and osher with ayin, refuot, yeshuot, nechamot, zivuggim hagunim, zerah shel kaaimah for all who need them, many simachot with simcha, shalom ve shalvah, ahavat chinum, and may all your tefillot be answered le tovah always, and may you be zocher to dance in the Beit Hamikdash b’karov!!
Please give a special bracha for a complete and very speedy refuah shelama for a very fine young yeshiva bochur who is very seriously ill R’L. His name is Dov Nechemia ben Rochel Chaya Sarah besoch kol cholei am Yisrael b’karov! Omein Kein Yehe Razon!
MAZEL TOV!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Such wonderful people in the cr.Hatzlocha raba in life till 120
Happy birthday!
Before the time runs out, can I have a bracha for arichus yamim, future happiness and success, and a good grade on my math test tomorrow?
Stupid trig.
Thank you so much DaMoshe you are very kind it is greatly appreciated.
oomis & Bubby: He should have a speedy refuah shleimah!! “
Amein, v’amein. He is a close relative of mine, but Best Bubby in her usual thoughtful self, made the request also, on our behalf. Thank you again for being so thoughtful.
Thanks! 🙂
I actually think I did okay on this one, unusually enough. Except the problem where I had this problem where I did the whole procedure correctly- but the number I inputted was wrong because I made a mistake in two-digit division in the beginning of the problem. 🙁
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