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  • #611972
    the-art-of-moi
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    I am officially appointing WIY as Chief Rabbi of the CR.

    He is a very intelligent person.

    His insightful comments are amazing!

    He gave me a shiur that changed my life. As well as many of my friends lives.

    He is utterly amazing!

    #1026416
    Bookworm120
    Participant

    Mazel tov! 🙂

    #1026417

    Mazel Tov to the CR of the CR!

    #1026418
    oomis
    Participant

    Smicha has been conferred!

    #1026419
    TheGoq
    Participant

    Mazel Tov WIY!! may i ask for a bracha?

    #1026420
    oyyoyyoy
    Participant

    mazel tov. whos gabbai?

    #1026421
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Shouldn’t we hold elections?

    #1026422
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Shouldn’t we hold elections?

    #1026423

    42 – you already voting twice?

    #1026424
    Drey kup
    Member

    If he’s from Chicago that would explain it.

    #1026425
    Ken Zayn
    Member

    Ashkenazic or Sefaradic?

    #1026426
    ED IT OR
    Participant

    well if we doing elections american style it should really not need id so the elections will require you to log out b4 u vote and all will be trusted that they are actually coffeeaddicts and not illegal aliens and of course will only vote once1

    thank you mr obarmy

    #1026427
    WIY
    Member

    TAOM

    Wow Im speechless. Not very good for my career as Rabbi, eh? Lol. Im glad I was able to help you and that it helped others as well. Hatzlacha.

    #1026428
    the-art-of-moi
    Participant

    Mods-

    SUBTLE HINT:

    Perhaps it would be fitting to put “Chief Rabbi of CR” as WIY’s subtitle?

    #1026429
    WIY
    Member

    Taom

    Let’s not get too excited here lol.

    #1026430
    ItcheSrulik
    Member

    B’mchilas kvodo, once there’s a chief rabbi anywhere, there has to be a breakaway to the right, a breakaway to the left, and chabad.

    I nominate Sam2 for rov of the breakaway to the right, popa as president of the board of rabbis of the breakaway to the left, and toi as shliach.

    #1026431
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Yes, I testify that itche is no longer a college sheigetz. And the rabbanut better be mekabel it.

    #1026432
    WIY
    Member

    Thegoq

    I’ll give you a birchas hedyot (it’s free!) that you should be nosei chein by people and that people should appreciate you for who you are.

    #1026433
    TheGoq
    Participant

    That is beautiful WIY thank you.

    #1026434

    Rebbbie, Rebbie, Please!! A brocha to me too. (where do we put acquittals (kvitlach)?)

    #1026435
    ItcheSrulik
    Member

    popa: Right you are. I’m a working sheigetz. And because I was endorsed by the the breakaway to the lef the rabbanut just annulled my geirus in the beit din of Mod-42. Thanks a lot!

    #1026436
    Nechomah
    Participant

    Me thinks you guys have too much spare time on your hands.

    MT WIY!

    #1026437
    superme
    Member

    art-of-moi how did u hear his shiur?

    #1026438
    the-art-of-moi
    Participant

    Superme-

    He typed it 🙂

    #1026439
    superme
    Member

    art-of-moi, where?

    #1026440
    the-art-of-moi
    Participant
    #1026441
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    I think PBA should be because controversy makes life more interesting.

    #1026442
    oomis
    Participant

    I think PBA should be because controversy makes life more interesting”

    You want CONTROVERSY??? How about Chief Rabbah of the CR!!!!!!

    #1026443
    golfer
    Participant

    That’s it then.

    Maharat Oomis.

    I like the way that sounds.

    #1026444
    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    Sorry oomis, before I can accept your complete authority over all my CR shailos I need some pertinent information.

    How long is your skirt?

    #1026445
    WIY
    Member

    Rabbahs wear the pants.

    Either way I don’t approve.

    #1026446

    Rabbahs wear ski masks.

    #1026447
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    No, because pba is a MASTER of controversy.

    #1026448
    cherrybim
    Participant

    You never responded to yes-its-me after he/she provided you with an answer to your challenge:

    yes-its-me – let it suffice that many poskey zmanainu hold that ANYONE who watches movies is called a porutz in hilchos yichud and cannot be a shomer with regarding them.

    WIY – Never heard that one before. Sounds wild. Care to throw out some names

    yes-its-me – see sevet halevi vol 5 siman 202

    #1026449
    streekgeek
    Participant

    Someone is trying to pull WIY out of hiding…why else would you bring up an argument from 3 years ago??

    #1026451
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Where has our Chief Rabbi gone?

    #1026452
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Maybe he went to Italy to learn Kiddush Hachodesh.

    #1026453
    streekgeek
    Participant

    WIY Sighting:

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/news/ywn-videos/253393/watch-due-to-war-the-zman-continues-in-yeshivas-mir-yerushalayim.html#comment-596632

    Please report any sighting reports here. Each case file brings us one step closer to uncovering the truth…

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