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March 2, 2009 3:49 pm at 3:49 pm #1187098SJSinNYCMember
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March 2, 2009 4:26 pm at 4:26 pm #1187099SJSinNYCMemberAmes, I am seriously rolling on the floor laughing…ok maybe not so seriously 🙂
BTW Squeak, I wouldnt have thought you dishonest if you took the out. I’m not a crazed touch-move person!
March 3, 2009 1:21 am at 1:21 am #1187100Pashuteh YidMemberSJS is sinning (cheating) again. You can’t trust her for a minute. When nobody is looking, she’ll remove her opponent’s queen from the board.
March 3, 2009 3:10 pm at 3:10 pm #1187101squeakParticipantJust saw that you moved. Sorry. I’ll make mine soon.
March 3, 2009 5:07 pm at 5:07 pm #1187102squeakParticipant0-0
I can see that my blunder is going to cost me. Ah well.
March 3, 2009 5:09 pm at 5:09 pm #1187103squeakParticipant.
SJSinNYC
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SQUEAKMarch 3, 2009 6:54 pm at 6:54 pm #1187104anonymisssParticipantames, you remind me. What should a woman say if her husband orders her to jump out the window? After you, dear…
~a~
March 3, 2009 7:01 pm at 7:01 pm #1187105moish01Memberanonymisss, “ladies first”
March 3, 2009 7:09 pm at 7:09 pm #1187106squeakParticipantNot as good as this one-
Woman: If you were my husband, I’d serve you poisoned food
W. Churchill: If I were your husband, I would eat it
March 3, 2009 7:26 pm at 7:26 pm #1187107YW Moderator-42Moderatorsqueak, I think that you should have taken back the move. Chess is a game of skill, not chance and therefore the game shouldn’t be affected by a “dumb move”.
March 3, 2009 7:38 pm at 7:38 pm #1187108squeakParticipantI’ll be OK, thanks. Anyway, real games are affected by dumb moves every game. Especially my games 🙂 🙂
March 4, 2009 5:54 pm at 5:54 pm #1187112squeakParticipantwaiting for your move…
March 4, 2009 6:21 pm at 6:21 pm #1187113SJSinNYCMemberBb7 (sorry I forgot. And your blunder will only cost you if I realize what it is)
March 4, 2009 6:59 pm at 6:59 pm #1187114squeakParticipantQd4
The blunder I was referring to was moving my knight back when I didn’t have to. You already capitalized on it by developing your bishop to pin my knight and reducing my time advantage. If I had left my knight, you could not have developed that bishop plus I would have had another move.
March 4, 2009 7:00 pm at 7:00 pm #1187115squeakParticipant.
SJSinNYC
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SQUEAKMarch 4, 2009 7:02 pm at 7:02 pm #1187116SJSinNYCMemberAh ok I thought I might have missed something more 🙂
OK, time to think…
March 4, 2009 7:05 pm at 7:05 pm #1187117SJSinNYCMemberBxc3
March 4, 2009 7:06 pm at 7:06 pm #1187118squeakParticipantDon’t bother. It’s mate in 17 moves.
March 4, 2009 7:12 pm at 7:12 pm #1187119squeakParticipantBxc3
March 4, 2009 7:43 pm at 7:43 pm #1187120SJSinNYCMemberSqueak, you think I can think that far ahead? With a 900 rating? LOL
March 4, 2009 7:44 pm at 7:44 pm #1187121SJSinNYCMemberNf6
March 4, 2009 7:51 pm at 7:51 pm #1187122squeakParticipantYou think I can?
Anyway, your gameplay is indicative of a higher rating.
March 4, 2009 7:55 pm at 7:55 pm #1187123SJSinNYCMemberThanks Squeak. I can do openings. My middle game is TERRIBLE. This is the part where its easy to slaughter me 🙂
March 4, 2009 8:00 pm at 8:00 pm #1187124squeakParticipantQe5+
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SJSinNYC
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SQUEAKMarch 4, 2009 8:08 pm at 8:08 pm #1187125squeakParticipantSo you’re not lying about your rating, and you’re not getting help, but you do know how to defend against the Danish gambit? I never heard of a 900 who knew the Danish. Even if I had, the 900 would not know how to defend it or adapt to minor changes.
I think your rating is higher… But we’ll find out!
March 4, 2009 8:19 pm at 8:19 pm #1187126gavra_at_workParticipantDanish gambit… sounds yummy.
March 4, 2009 8:26 pm at 8:26 pm #1187127SJSinNYCMemberQe7
My coach showed it to us a few times. I kind of remembered the strategy. I didnt realize you didnt play the standard way though 🙂
March 4, 2009 9:04 pm at 9:04 pm #1187128squeakParticipantQb5+
March 4, 2009 9:20 pm at 9:20 pm #1187129SJSinNYCMemberI see how you are trying to capture my rook, but I am just not sure the best way around it!
March 4, 2009 9:25 pm at 9:25 pm #1187130squeakParticipantDon’t worry about your rook, worry about your King! 14 moves….
March 4, 2009 9:27 pm at 9:27 pm #1187131SJSinNYCMemberok…c6
March 4, 2009 9:41 pm at 9:41 pm #1187132squeakParticipantI didn’t expect that.
Bxf6
March 4, 2009 10:28 pm at 10:28 pm #1187133SJSinNYCMemberIs that a good thing or a bad thing?
Qxf6
March 5, 2009 5:32 pm at 5:32 pm #1187134squeakParticipantQb3
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SJSinNYC
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March 5, 2009 5:47 pm at 5:47 pm #1187135SJSinNYCMemberSqueak, you are killing my pawn with your Queen on b3? Just want to make sure before continuing…
March 5, 2009 5:53 pm at 5:53 pm #1187136squeakParticipantWhoa. Something got messed up there with my post.
SJS, you don’t have a pawn on b3.
March 5, 2009 5:56 pm at 5:56 pm #1187137SJSinNYCMemberOh my stupidity! I was thinking b6. I have these moments sometimes LOL.
March 5, 2009 6:00 pm at 6:00 pm #1187138squeakParticipant.
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SQUEAKMarch 5, 2009 6:15 pm at 6:15 pm #1187139squeakParticipantOK, good. BTW, if you had a pawn on b3 I most certainly would have taken it.
March 5, 2009 8:33 pm at 8:33 pm #1187140SJSinNYCMemberQe6
March 5, 2009 9:06 pm at 9:06 pm #1187141squeakParticipantQRd1 (Queen’s rook)
March 5, 2009 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm #1187142SJSinNYCMemberQxb3 (QXQ)
March 5, 2009 9:27 pm at 9:27 pm #1187143squeakParticipantPxb3
March 6, 2009 3:07 am at 3:07 am #1187144squeakParticipant.
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squeakMarch 6, 2009 11:06 am at 11:06 am #1187145SJSinNYCMemberO-O
March 6, 2009 2:47 pm at 2:47 pm #1187146squeakParticipantRd7
March 6, 2009 4:42 pm at 4:42 pm #1187147SJSinNYCMemberc5
March 6, 2009 5:23 pm at 5:23 pm #1187148squeakParticipantsacrifice your bishop?
March 6, 2009 5:34 pm at 5:34 pm #1187149squeakParticipantIf you did mean to sacrifice your bishop, then my move is
Rxb7
Otherwise, make a different move.
March 8, 2009 10:57 pm at 10:57 pm #1187150SJSinNYCMemberI totally wasnt paying attention, but thats ok 🙂
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