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February 25, 2009 4:24 pm at 4:24 pm #1187041tzippiMember
C3 ? Sunk my battleship.
February 25, 2009 4:45 pm at 4:45 pm #1187042SJSinNYCMemberDxC3
Well, I doubt I’ve gotten better. I havent really played in a couple of years (my husband doesnt like to play chess). My 900 was provisional from the 2-3 tournaments I went to.
Honestly, I didnt think most Jews even knew what the USCF is LOL. But I’m looking forward to a good match.
February 25, 2009 5:45 pm at 5:45 pm #1187043charlie brownMemberI’m rooting for squeak to win.
…Unless SJSinNYC offers me 15%.
February 25, 2009 6:28 pm at 6:28 pm #1187044teenMembersqueak: oh well what do i no from official rules 😛
but y dont u guys just use the board yourself and move the pieces yourself instead of saying where you want to move it and having someone else show it on the board?
February 25, 2009 6:46 pm at 6:46 pm #1187045squeakParticipant…didn’t think that Jews know what USCF is? Have you never heard of Bobby Fischer? JK, I know what you meant.
But I know someone named chessrebbi who is as frum as can be.
Bc4
charlie, your 10% is guaranteed, regardless of outcome.
February 25, 2009 6:48 pm at 6:48 pm #1187046moish01Membermay the best man win.
ok, i’ll try that again: may the best man/woman win 😉
February 25, 2009 6:49 pm at 6:49 pm #1187047squeakParticipantteen, I have emotional scars that prevent me from trying to post ASCII art in CR.
February 25, 2009 6:57 pm at 6:57 pm #1187048moish01Memberteen, ames
then they’d have to set it up and not move any of the pieces and if it gets messed up they gotta reread the whole thread. not so brilliant.
February 25, 2009 7:24 pm at 7:24 pm #1187049squeakParticipantHey, which phoney capitalized squeak in the thread title?
February 25, 2009 7:41 pm at 7:41 pm #1187050SJSinNYCMemberSqueak, I’ve been searching for Bobby Fischer!
There is actually a frum guy about my age who is AWESOME at chess. I thought he was the coolest thing since sliced bread when I was a teenager. My chess coach had tutored him when when he was young. He used to get hired out to the Homowack and some other places to play 20 people at once or blindfolded and stuff like that.
February 25, 2009 7:46 pm at 7:46 pm #1187051teenMember.
SJSinNYC
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SQUEAK.
i think i got it righht 🙂
February 25, 2009 7:47 pm at 7:47 pm #1187052teenMembermoish01: they would just need to go to the nearest post that shows the board to see what it was like before it got messed up
ames: not all that much thinking involved to figure it out
February 25, 2009 7:55 pm at 7:55 pm #1187053squeakParticipantSJS, yep, that’s the same guy – chessrebbi. Tell him I say hi.
February 25, 2009 8:01 pm at 8:01 pm #1187054SJSinNYCMemberCxB2
February 25, 2009 8:17 pm at 8:17 pm #1187055squeakParticipantBxb2
February 25, 2009 8:19 pm at 8:19 pm #1187056squeakParticipant.
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SQUEAKFebruary 25, 2009 8:20 pm at 8:20 pm #1187057teenMember.
SJSinNYC
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A B C D E F G H
SQUEAK.
am i doing it right?
February 25, 2009 8:24 pm at 8:24 pm #1187058charlie brownMembersqueak,
why do you care if its squeak or Squeak? Leave the small talk out of this and concentrate on your chess game.
February 25, 2009 8:44 pm at 8:44 pm #1187059squeakParticipant🙂
You’re a good man and detective, charlie brown.
February 25, 2009 8:58 pm at 8:58 pm #1187060charlie brownMembernah, you made it too easy. 🙂
February 25, 2009 9:10 pm at 9:10 pm #1187061SJSinNYCMemberD5
Squeak thats funny. Although I doubt he would know who I was. I met him once – he was a celebrity and I was merely a groupie 🙂 I did play some games against him online (way back when). I always aspired to be as good as he was. Did you ever play with him? Or teach him everything he knows? LOL.
Teen, the Bishop in B2 is white. But good job so far!
February 25, 2009 9:32 pm at 9:32 pm #1187062squeakParticipantTeach him everything he knows? LOL, indeed.
He became a Master before 18, IIRC. I have never been that good. I’ve played him, and been creamed. But I beat him with a queen handicap. Online, his blitz rating is nearly 3000.
I heard that he once played against Kasparov online and the first game was a draw (which is an incredible feat).
February 25, 2009 9:33 pm at 9:33 pm #1187063teenMember.
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SQUEAK.
sjs: oops my bad 🙂
February 25, 2009 9:38 pm at 9:38 pm #1187064squeakParticipantBxd5
February 25, 2009 9:56 pm at 9:56 pm #1187065teenMember.
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SQUEAK.
February 25, 2009 11:24 pm at 11:24 pm #1187066YW Moderator-42ModeratorThe WP that I put under squeak’s name was the piece that he lost. I thought it would look more real if we had the pieces there on the side 🙂
February 25, 2009 11:34 pm at 11:34 pm #1187068moish01Memberhey check out the title
February 26, 2009 12:27 am at 12:27 am #1187069kapustaParticipantI’m rooting for SJS and squeak equally but squeak I want to give you a little nachas I was talking to someone before and I made SUCH a squeakish comment!!! you would’ve been so proud of me!
February 26, 2009 12:40 am at 12:40 am #1187070David S.MemberI used to really be into chess too, but I forgot a lot since then 😀 squeak do you wanna play me too?
February 26, 2009 1:33 am at 1:33 am #1187071teenMembermoish01: haha cool didnt notice it till u said something
mod42: oh…its a good idea 🙂
February 26, 2009 1:55 am at 1:55 am #1187072squeakParticipant42 – you put the piece on the wrong side of the board. Otherwise, it would be a great improvement.
kapusta – 😉 Yay!
David S. I will be glad to accept your challenge. As the challenger, you must start the thread.
Niiiice, lower case 🙂
February 26, 2009 11:24 am at 11:24 am #1187076SJSinNYCMemberNf6
I’m impressed you wont with a Queen handicap. I would need Queen, Rook, Bishop and Knight, and even then I am not sure. 🙂
February 26, 2009 3:11 pm at 3:11 pm #1187078squeakParticipantNc3
February 26, 2009 4:15 pm at 4:15 pm #1187079SJSinNYCMemberNxd5
February 26, 2009 5:25 pm at 5:25 pm #1187080squeakParticipantNxd5
February 26, 2009 5:28 pm at 5:28 pm #1187081squeakParticipant.
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SQUEAK.February 26, 2009 5:41 pm at 5:41 pm #1187082SJSinNYCMemberNd7
February 26, 2009 5:46 pm at 5:46 pm #1187083squeakParticipantNf3
February 26, 2009 6:30 pm at 6:30 pm #1187084SJSinNYCMemberNeed to think a bit…
February 26, 2009 6:53 pm at 6:53 pm #1187085squeakParticipant.
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SQUEAK.February 27, 2009 11:17 am at 11:17 am #1187086SJSinNYCMemberB6
February 27, 2009 5:18 pm at 5:18 pm #1187087squeakParticipantNc3
February 27, 2009 5:20 pm at 5:20 pm #1187088squeakParticipant.
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SQUEAKFebruary 27, 2009 7:43 pm at 7:43 pm #1187090kapustaParticipanthey I think we have a new artist in the house!
March 1, 2009 12:14 am at 12:14 am #1187091SJSinNYCMemberSqueak, I moved B6 not C6. Did you just draw it wrong? If you read it wrong, do you want to change yourmove? I’ll wait for your response before moving.
March 1, 2009 6:43 pm at 6:43 pm #1187092squeakParticipantOops. I did think that you had moved to c6, threatening my knight. But you clearly didn’t. I don’t see why I should be allowed to take back a move for my blunder. It’s your move.
March 1, 2009 8:05 pm at 8:05 pm #1187093JosephParticipantawwwwwww, squeak is such an honest fellow! 🙂
March 2, 2009 2:33 am at 2:33 am #1187094SJSinNYCMemberSqueak, its hard playing a game this way, so you can change if you want. its up to you.
March 2, 2009 7:31 am at 7:31 am #1187095asdfghjklParticipantcheck mate, check mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 2, 2009 3:29 pm at 3:29 pm #1187096squeakParticipantThis is like when I hold open the door for someone (not an eisha, chas vesholom), and the person insists “After you”. No, doink, it’s After YOU since I am the one who is holding the door. We could just sit for hours saying “No, you first” “No I insist” etc.
Please just make your move. I wouldn’t want to be thought of as something other than an honest fellow 😉
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