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How was Mars?
It was nice, but the beit Chabad there doesn’t have AC…
Yeah, it’s actually not so bad in the day, but at night it’s like -250 degrees…
And the lack of ac is bothering you?
I don’t mind the cold, but I just can’t stand sweating when all I’m doing is collecting rock samples and snapping pictures. It wasn’t so much the heat, but it’s the radiation that’ll get ya :/
I hear.
you don’t mind me asking, but why did you spend so much money getting there?
Whaddya mean? It’s educational!
curiosity, ybrooklyn’s teacher’s question was not that it is not educational, she knows that it is educational, she just wants to know that surely it is educational, and cheaper, to teach children how to tie shoelaces.
Lol. I agree. But think of all the space age technologies that are
being developed by NASA for space exploration. Some may make shoelaces obsolete!
“Some may make shoelaces obsolete!”
Imagine that! Yes, NASA brought us velcro. Money well spent, well spent indeed. I refuse to wear velcro on my shoes though, I’ll stick to the laces thank you very much. Next time someone is passing around 50+ year grants worth trillions of dollars just send them to me and I’ll try to produce something as valuable as velcro out of it.
Squeak, you say that now, but just wait til you hit 75!! Actually, I don’t know if it’s because of their arthritis, or if velcro was just the biggest fad in the 1950s…
Do martians wear clothes and shoes? With shoelaces?
Umm, I haven’t met any Martians yet. They moved out because the Eruv wasn’t reliable.
Curiosity who’s responsible for that weird mohawk?
I know of one couple who moved out because they couldn’t get Cholov Yisroel milk.
“NASA brought us velcro”
nope!
curiosity
You reminded me of a joke. Here goes:
Two astronauts land on Mars. Their mission: to check whether there is oxygen on the planet.
‘Give me the box of matches,’ says one. ‘Either it burns and there is oxygen, or nothing happens’
He takes the box, and is ready to strike a match when, out of the blue, a Martian appears waving all his arms.. ‘No, no, don’t!. The two guys look at each other, worried. Could there be an unknown explosive gas on Mars. Still, he takes another match… and… A crowd of hysterical Martians is coming, all waving their arms: ‘No, no, don’t do that!’
One of the astronauts says, ‘This looks serious. What are they afraid of? Nonetheless, we’re here for Science, to know if man can breathe on Mars’.
So he strikes a match — which flames up, burns down, and….
NOTHING HAPPENS!!
So he turns to the Martians and asks, ‘Why did you want to prevent us from striking a match?’
The leader of the Martians says, “Today is Shabbos!”
lol takah, do we really obstruct their view of Venus?
Why did u kill the cat?
Oh no… This hotzaas diba is exactly why I left Vos Iz Neias… I didn’t kill that darned cat! It was a split second decision, okay!? It jumped in front of my car from behind a hatzolah van that was ILLEGALLY parked on the wrong side of the street! It was either that dumb suicidal cat, or the nerdy Catholic missionary who was soliciting some Yeshiva guys in the opposite lane!! If I woulda hit him instead, everyone would be screaming, “Curiosity killed the Catholic!! Curiosity killed the Catholic! Waa!! Waaa!!” Everyone thinks it’s soooo easy drifting a 15-seater packed with 25 screaming Chassidish kids through the eye of a needle!! Why don’t you try it and see how easy it is?!?!?
I’m rolling here curiosity….but weren’t the children screaming BECAUSE they didn’t want to see the cat get killed? Hey where I live its not the suicidal cats its the suicidal deer and moose that walk right up to your van and try to eat your hat off on the way to mincha…..
Shopping613 – are you kiddin? These Chassidish kids light cat-infested dumpsters on fire for sport! As soon as they saw it jump out they started screaming, “SCHMIRN DEM KAZ!!!” It’s all their fault I hit the poor thing.
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