Buzz!!

Heh heh. I love that book.

once there was a feministic Brit that wore

techeiles

..as her entry (we’re not sure if it was

supposed to be Chassidish or Oberlander)

into the Funniest Purim Costume contest.

She really could have used a haircut,

though, and some shampoo from a hotel.

and then she was trolling on the American posters, and that cheered up the wolf, whom offered……..

Can we start over without doing the current posts thing? It was a cute idea, but the story isn’t making sense anymore.

Once upon a time there was a kid shark named Pete. Poor Pete the Shark had to wear braces. He had seven-hour long orthodontist appointments on a daily basis, and he couldn’t eat any sour kelp or coral gummies, which made him very sad.

…

coffee addict

Once killed a Troll with his bare hands

More,

Why do you have 2 screen names?

Posted 1 hour ago #

One is officially my wife’s & one is officially mine, but we comment on both and allow others to as well. and no, we don’t talk to ourselves…LOL;)

Yoish. Stop hijacking the thread.

If you want. But ONLY in the context of this story:

Once upon a time there was a kid shark named Pete. Poor Pete the Shark had to wear braces. He had seven-hour long orthodontist appointments on a daily basis, and he couldn’t eat any sour kelp or coral gummies, which made him very sad.

Which was a really bad move, since now there was no one to change his braces. So his teeth all eventually fell out, but since they were all wired together, he couldn’t get them out of his mouth. Also, he got thrown in prison for life.

However, he promptly sued the police department for not taking care of his teeth and won the case, his family is now millionaires

:p

You said I could blow up the story

I did but it was interrupted :p

and she goes over to Moshe Rabbeinu (oh wait wrong person)

….By mistake some of the blue dye got on her hands. This made her really embarrassed so….

coffee addict

Once killed a Troll with his bare hands

“Hmmm,However you have the exact same writing style”

Posted 1 day ago #

LOL, for real??! I don’t think so, but whatever you say sir.

Nobody else wants to play? Pretty please with a cherry on top? 🙁

Here’s it so far:

Once there was a feministic Brit that wore techeiles because she was very weird. She wanted everyone to know that she was wearing techeiles, so she dyed her entire outfit blue. By mistake some of the blue dye got on her hands. This made her really embarrassed so she bought elbow-length evening gloves and wore them all the time, which added a lot to her weirdness. Not only did people think she was weird, but the agents at the Yard thought it very suspicious…

…BUMP… being the fact that she was a femanist brit. she now decided brit(sk) was for her.. noone would acknowlege her wierdness there she mused.. she would just blend naturally into the crowd. everyone will just think/know she’s (a) REAl Brisker… she eagerly climbed the steps, and as she pulled the door open…she swung around to see…

They saw a mouse to which they ran in the other direction and broke through the wall and out of the yeshiva (the gravity of the situation took into effect though and they caused an eartquake). However…….