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with a cheff and staff to serve her, and wow poor hazon all because of his nose he got stuck to kallah and no boat. Admoor MJ had to intervine
She asked to feast on only bread and water, and not waste money on jewelry but rather donate to charity.
Admoor spoke to them she understood and she agreed but the only problem is that she stop crying and now she really needed a car but she was not able to drive. So Hazan and Kallah agreed to Sedakah they most give and happy they will be. Admoor MJ invited the crowd to celebrate and dance. Since she stopped crying they found out the diamonds that came from Michael Jackson state, sold them gave money away and of course it looks its probably the end. Until next thread
And so the choson went off to learn in yeshiva for 12 years — just like Rabbe Akiva, while his kallah stayed home and slept on straw mattresses — just like Rabbe Akiva’s wife Rachel.
And suddenly another rocketship appears out of nowhere, powered by their hearts of gold and diamonds and takes them to the fleishege moon
Where he established a yeshiva isolated from all shtusim. His (now) Rebbetzin would bake 6 days a week l’kovod Shabbos.
Challah for the poor, she gave she worked hard all day, their merits went up to heaven and one day.
Until a bas kol was heard, which said, like Akiva and Rochel you are blessed. Al kiddish hashem, your lives were given.
and they invited the great moish01 to be the Rosh Yeshiva- there will be 2 hour breaks between sedorim to play sports, pool, go swimming…
and a physician for when one breaks their arm. (or maybe their leg???)
All the followers went to visit them and one day
…or their foot.
And fell into the pool.
in the break one broke a foot and one broke an arm… all because the breaks
Hatzolah arrived with lights flashing.
and then suddenly, out of the blue Moderator 26 began…
…turning blue
and then Moderator 80 turned blue, what could be happening!?
could this be the blue flu?
…and then 72 turned blue…
No, it was a red scare. The Russians landed on the moon!
Oh on quarantine!!!!!
The russians, the russians, all had to come back to earth, get the rocket, get ready and they left to a welcome Hatzalah was waiting for all the people to arrive and give the help from the scare.
The smurfs began to laugh at the effects of their revenge.
And they were just in time for the bris! They named him after Admur MJ and the Russians served the vodka they brought with them. L’chaim!
Mod42, your reference did not go unappreciated 🙂
What was the likelihood of that rocket ship showing up?
And the mods were demodded and chaos reigned supreme.
It appears this has already happened…80
And who is at fault? Joseph
Squeak, I would advise you to get out of here as soon as possible. The humor is too rapidfire and inane for you. You could get hurt, C’V
That’s funny, I was holding myself back from saying that to you yesterday… what a coincidence.
Ha Ha ha, you have to be stock inside your house, we sent the flu and you cannot go out, Ha ha, swine flu , we changed the name because people didnt like the name Ha ha what a shame. Admoor please help us everybody spoke aloud at the same time, Admoor MJ said quiet,quiet, I do not understand. You just arrived from the moon dont you know we have rules, first go to daven then come back and one at a time will have to talk now.
Ha Ha ha, you have to be stock inside your house, we sent the flu and you cannot go out, Ha ha, swine flu , we changed the name because people didnt like the name Ha ha what a shame. Admoor please help us everybody spoke aloud at the same time, Admoor MJ said quiet,quiet, I do not understand. You just arrived from the moon dont you know we have rules, first go to daven then come back and one at a time will have to talk now.
That solidifies it, I’m leaving…now
thanks and bye now
there’s s’posed to be a protest right…. around… now
er- what happened?
Oh gosh. What did you do? He REALLY left!
Admoor MJ and Admour MJ Junior went out to get some chili
Chili tacos and everything they ate in the meantime people prayed
All of a sudden the Admur began to preach, “When I was a young boy…
To find a cure for the swine flu!
yes when I was young boy we had respect, we spoke nicely quietly, and no way no shouting,,,,hey call that lady with the blue tiechel to come ,,,What’s the matter, he asked her.. It is my chicken. she said. Is it Kosher or not i need to know Yom Kipur kaparas I need to do my chicken is blue just like the mods that came, here please help me….
I need to check if the chicken is treif as there is a +1% chance that a kapora chicken is treif;)
Oh No .What should I do no money and it is very blue……
Just at the darkest moment of my life, as I was a bout to withe away,…
But I sold the chicken to a museum because it was blue. They paid a lot of money for it….
They placed it next to Elvis’ suede shoes
The NAtional CHicken Museum opened up! IIts a good chol hamoed experience…
I took the entire family, including einiklach, and this nice gentleman stopped us to ask which school we’re from…
You could check it out on google folks! Fun for the whole family!!!
I said we come from the rebbishe Beis Michoel Yakson
This guy pulled out his ID…
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