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They can’t take pictures because its an undisclosed location…..
I’m laughing and everyones staring at me!
Well at the end of the day tha admur MJ keeps reading the thread.
Learns while everybody sleeps and thinks, and thinks and learns, and finally decides a very good day he had, and tons of laughs.
Would it be the same tomorrow? He thinks, he learns and he laughs, and good night to all of the staff.,
And whtn the admur MJ woke up in the morning he discover that while he was asleep the Rabbonim in EY paskened . . .
that in this here CR there are some serious Disney script writers… and that they are herebye michuyav to put their talents to use…
So they approach both MJ’s- to get some protectzia…
that the admurMJ’s niggunim were ossur to listen to and didn’t deserve a hechsher. “MIsnagdim!” thought the heiligeh rebbe, as he took out his hip hop instruments to play a heiligeh niggun…
So now we have a big party going on. Music; chickens to eat ; people. So I turn to my kallah and we decide what better time for a wedding!
so i guess the shidduch worked even though he was a moiser…
They lived happily ever after…. Until the moiser embezzled millions of dollars from his investors…..
the moiser ran off to an abandoned african island where he tried hard not to kill any lice on shabbos, but this angered admur mj (b/c he had lice)
Oh no they lived happily ever but did you all know what happened they year of the party on YOm Kippur, both MJ’s joined forces to tell the people…
that there was a big forest fire in california, so…
So all the millions that the moiser embezzled just got burnt away in the fires. So now ……
Please be careful the forest is full of bad people
So this Yom Kippur please, please, stay away,
no basketball games,
and the people responded,
by taking a flight to the moon, on a cholent powered rocket
they all decided that was the best way to go
Sholent powered rocket….
but the rocket crashed half way because everybody ate up the pecholentium fuel, but the singing beans inside peoples stomachs powered the rocket back up
and in the moon..
The admurMJ police arrested a fleishige rocket to land on the moon cheese
They met little moon people that welcomed them…..
and the people got confused they didnt know what to do, they cannot go to the moon, they cannot go to the forest, oy vey they are lost in space
and after greeting the milchig people they just left
Admoor MJ declared a yom teshuvah, and consorting his kabbalists, proclaimed the chet we must mesakein is moisrim!
yom teshuvah the admoor declared and they all abide by the rule, teshuva, teshuva, please no moisrim this year. But traveling in space was no ease
But then they announced that all kaporos were nvailos and resold, so the moisrim weren’t really reported something halachically wrong 😉 (see kaparas thread)
No moisrim! No moisrim! Everyone was chanting the song that MJ composed.
and all of the sudden, a miracle happened, their prayers, teshuva has come, but they didnt know how to go back to earth, it was cold, it was dark, but they felt alright, Hashem has answered they thought we need to go back we need to forget, we need to forgive, we need to start anew in this great HOLY DAY.So Admoor MJ and his friend MJ prepared a great feast, men this way please, ladies the other si vous plais
Admoor MJ finally composed the long awaited Sukkos zemira, and here it is (please e/b add a rhyming phrase)…
Bam bam bam yow yow yow the sukka’s cool dude!
please dont give us sholent again, we dont want to, we dont want to end in the moon again, we want to sing shemira tha admoor MJ finally composed in our succah on earth
BAM BAM bam wow pow dow this sukkos is a chow
Watch it. Dont knock your succah down with all those BAM BAM’s.
Unfortunantely that’s what happened the gigantic rebbisheh sukkah collapsed!
Thanx, I now have a good zmira to sing on SUkkos! Anyways, who do you think comes to visit our sukkah rather than… Winnie the Pooh (bees mean honey)
This is getting too silly!!! Lol!!
i guess the shidduch didnt work out , the bee just got smashed .
So I went out on my second shidduch date in one evening.
with an esrog , he look a little pale and bumpy, but i thought it was fine, until
She told me my nose is so big that she doesn’t want to date me anymore
So I got on my knee and proposed on the spot.
she said, let me think , let me think. Would your lexus be available on the spot? Would you take me shopping all day long? Maybe that way your nose wont show.
So I let her drive my Lexus to the wedding hall. We found a Rabbi and a minyan, and got married. I then needed to sell my Lexus to support her lifestyle.
Poor kallah, poor kallah she started to cry until her mother came out…
And so we took her to the dealership, where she drove off in spanking new Toyota. She crashed into a pole on the way out of the lot, was ticketed, points accrued caused her to permanently be barred from driving.
What a relief.
Her mother started wacking my back! How could I not give her daughter all the luxuries??
she was happy, but not so happy, she still needed the lexus, what a shame after that, she cried and cried all the tears in town, until she flooded the town and the car was useless because she needed a boat now
So she swam home and lived a very simple and inexpensive lifestyle thereafter.
and not just any regular boat. She wanted a Yacht.
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