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  • #660128
    pookie
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    wow and i started off by saying that someone went to buy a lulav

    #660129
    mybat
    Member

    They can’t take pictures because its an undisclosed location…..

    I’m laughing and everyones staring at me!

    #660130
    mazca
    Member

    Well at the end of the day tha admur MJ keeps reading the thread.

    Learns while everybody sleeps and thinks, and thinks and learns, and finally decides a very good day he had, and tons of laughs.

    Would it be the same tomorrow? He thinks, he learns and he laughs, and good night to all of the staff.,

    #660131
    haifagirl
    Participant

    And whtn the admur MJ woke up in the morning he discover that while he was asleep the Rabbonim in EY paskened . . .

    #660132
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    that in this here CR there are some serious Disney script writers… and that they are herebye michuyav to put their talents to use…

    So they approach both MJ’s- to get some protectzia…

    #660133

    that the admurMJ’s niggunim were ossur to listen to and didn’t deserve a hechsher. “MIsnagdim!” thought the heiligeh rebbe, as he took out his hip hop instruments to play a heiligeh niggun…

    #660134
    mybat
    Member

    So now we have a big party going on. Music; chickens to eat ; people. So I turn to my kallah and we decide what better time for a wedding!

    #660135

    so i guess the shidduch worked even though he was a moiser…

    #660136
    mybat
    Member

    They lived happily ever after…. Until the moiser embezzled millions of dollars from his investors…..

    #660137

    the moiser ran off to an abandoned african island where he tried hard not to kill any lice on shabbos, but this angered admur mj (b/c he had lice)

    #660138
    mazca
    Member

    Oh no they lived happily ever but did you all know what happened they year of the party on YOm Kippur, both MJ’s joined forces to tell the people…

    #660139

    that there was a big forest fire in california, so…

    #660140
    mybat
    Member

    So all the millions that the moiser embezzled just got burnt away in the fires. So now ……

    #660141
    mazca
    Member

    Please be careful the forest is full of bad people

    So this Yom Kippur please, please, stay away,

    no basketball games,

    and the people responded,

    #660142

    by taking a flight to the moon, on a cholent powered rocket

    #660143
    mazca
    Member

    they all decided that was the best way to go

    #660144
    mybat
    Member

    Sholent powered rocket….

    #660145

    but the rocket crashed half way because everybody ate up the pecholentium fuel, but the singing beans inside peoples stomachs powered the rocket back up

    #660146
    mazca
    Member

    and in the moon..

    #660147

    The admurMJ police arrested a fleishige rocket to land on the moon cheese

    #660148
    mybat
    Member

    They met little moon people that welcomed them…..

    #660149
    mazca
    Member

    and the people got confused they didnt know what to do, they cannot go to the moon, they cannot go to the forest, oy vey they are lost in space

    #660150
    mazca
    Member

    and after greeting the milchig people they just left

    #660151

    Admoor MJ declared a yom teshuvah, and consorting his kabbalists, proclaimed the chet we must mesakein is moisrim!

    #660154
    mazca
    Member

    yom teshuvah the admoor declared and they all abide by the rule, teshuva, teshuva, please no moisrim this year. But traveling in space was no ease

    #660155

    But then they announced that all kaporos were nvailos and resold, so the moisrim weren’t really reported something halachically wrong 😉 (see kaparas thread)

    #660156
    mybat
    Member

    No moisrim! No moisrim! Everyone was chanting the song that MJ composed.

    #660157
    mazca
    Member

    and all of the sudden, a miracle happened, their prayers, teshuva has come, but they didnt know how to go back to earth, it was cold, it was dark, but they felt alright, Hashem has answered they thought we need to go back we need to forget, we need to forgive, we need to start anew in this great HOLY DAY.So Admoor MJ and his friend MJ prepared a great feast, men this way please, ladies the other si vous plais

    #660158

    Admoor MJ finally composed the long awaited Sukkos zemira, and here it is (please e/b add a rhyming phrase)…

    Bam bam bam yow yow yow the sukka’s cool dude!

    #660159
    mazca
    Member

    please dont give us sholent again, we dont want to, we dont want to end in the moon again, we want to sing shemira tha admoor MJ finally composed in our succah on earth

    #660160

    BAM BAM bam wow pow dow this sukkos is a chow

    #660161
    mepal
    Member

    Watch it. Dont knock your succah down with all those BAM BAM’s.

    #660162

    Unfortunantely that’s what happened the gigantic rebbisheh sukkah collapsed!

    #660163
    mazca
    Member
    #660164

    Thanx, I now have a good zmira to sing on SUkkos! Anyways, who do you think comes to visit our sukkah rather than… Winnie the Pooh (bees mean honey)

    #660165
    mazca
    Member
    #660166
    mybat
    Member

    This is getting too silly!!! Lol!!

    #660168
    mazca
    Member

    i guess the shidduch didnt work out , the bee just got smashed .

    #660169
    Joseph
    Participant

    So I went out on my second shidduch date in one evening.

    #660170
    mazca
    Member

    with an esrog , he look a little pale and bumpy, but i thought it was fine, until

    #660171

    She told me my nose is so big that she doesn’t want to date me anymore

    #660172
    Joseph
    Participant

    So I got on my knee and proposed on the spot.

    #660174
    mazca
    Member

    she said, let me think , let me think. Would your lexus be available on the spot? Would you take me shopping all day long? Maybe that way your nose wont show.

    #660175
    Joseph
    Participant

    So I let her drive my Lexus to the wedding hall. We found a Rabbi and a minyan, and got married. I then needed to sell my Lexus to support her lifestyle.

    #660176
    mazca
    Member

    Poor kallah, poor kallah she started to cry until her mother came out…

    #660177
    Joseph
    Participant

    And so we took her to the dealership, where she drove off in spanking new Toyota. She crashed into a pole on the way out of the lot, was ticketed, points accrued caused her to permanently be barred from driving.

    What a relief.

    #660178
    mybat
    Member

    Her mother started wacking my back! How could I not give her daughter all the luxuries??

    #660179
    mazca
    Member

    she was happy, but not so happy, she still needed the lexus, what a shame after that, she cried and cried all the tears in town, until she flooded the town and the car was useless because she needed a boat now

    #660180
    Joseph
    Participant

    So she swam home and lived a very simple and inexpensive lifestyle thereafter.

    #660181
    mepal
    Member

    and not just any regular boat. She wanted a Yacht.

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