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September 23, 2009 11:54 pm at 11:54 pm #660128pookieMember
wow and i started off by saying that someone went to buy a lulav
September 24, 2009 12:07 am at 12:07 am #660129mybatMemberThey can’t take pictures because its an undisclosed location…..
I’m laughing and everyones staring at me!
September 24, 2009 2:23 am at 2:23 am #660130mazcaMemberWell at the end of the day tha admur MJ keeps reading the thread.
Learns while everybody sleeps and thinks, and thinks and learns, and finally decides a very good day he had, and tons of laughs.
Would it be the same tomorrow? He thinks, he learns and he laughs, and good night to all of the staff.,
September 24, 2009 7:26 am at 7:26 am #660131haifagirlParticipantAnd whtn the admur MJ woke up in the morning he discover that while he was asleep the Rabbonim in EY paskened . . .
September 24, 2009 1:07 pm at 1:07 pm #660132areivimzehlazehParticipantthat in this here CR there are some serious Disney script writers… and that they are herebye michuyav to put their talents to use…
So they approach both MJ’s- to get some protectzia…
September 24, 2009 1:20 pm at 1:20 pm #660133Poshite Yid 613Memberthat the admurMJ’s niggunim were ossur to listen to and didn’t deserve a hechsher. “MIsnagdim!” thought the heiligeh rebbe, as he took out his hip hop instruments to play a heiligeh niggun…
September 24, 2009 2:08 pm at 2:08 pm #660134mybatMemberSo now we have a big party going on. Music; chickens to eat ; people. So I turn to my kallah and we decide what better time for a wedding!
September 24, 2009 2:39 pm at 2:39 pm #660135Poshite Yid 613Memberso i guess the shidduch worked even though he was a moiser…
September 24, 2009 2:51 pm at 2:51 pm #660136mybatMemberThey lived happily ever after…. Until the moiser embezzled millions of dollars from his investors…..
September 24, 2009 2:56 pm at 2:56 pm #660137Poshite Yid 613Memberthe moiser ran off to an abandoned african island where he tried hard not to kill any lice on shabbos, but this angered admur mj (b/c he had lice)
September 24, 2009 2:58 pm at 2:58 pm #660138mazcaMemberOh no they lived happily ever but did you all know what happened they year of the party on YOm Kippur, both MJ’s joined forces to tell the people…
September 24, 2009 3:00 pm at 3:00 pm #660139Poshite Yid 613Memberthat there was a big forest fire in california, so…
September 24, 2009 3:03 pm at 3:03 pm #660140mybatMemberSo all the millions that the moiser embezzled just got burnt away in the fires. So now ……
September 24, 2009 3:04 pm at 3:04 pm #660141mazcaMemberPlease be careful the forest is full of bad people
So this Yom Kippur please, please, stay away,
no basketball games,
and the people responded,
September 24, 2009 3:06 pm at 3:06 pm #660142Poshite Yid 613Memberby taking a flight to the moon, on a cholent powered rocket
September 24, 2009 3:08 pm at 3:08 pm #660143mazcaMemberthey all decided that was the best way to go
September 24, 2009 3:11 pm at 3:11 pm #660144mybatMemberSholent powered rocket….
September 24, 2009 3:11 pm at 3:11 pm #660145Poshite Yid 613Memberbut the rocket crashed half way because everybody ate up the pecholentium fuel, but the singing beans inside peoples stomachs powered the rocket back up
September 24, 2009 3:12 pm at 3:12 pm #660146mazcaMemberand in the moon..
September 24, 2009 3:13 pm at 3:13 pm #660147Poshite Yid 613MemberThe admurMJ police arrested a fleishige rocket to land on the moon cheese
September 24, 2009 3:17 pm at 3:17 pm #660148mybatMemberThey met little moon people that welcomed them…..
September 24, 2009 3:21 pm at 3:21 pm #660149mazcaMemberand the people got confused they didnt know what to do, they cannot go to the moon, they cannot go to the forest, oy vey they are lost in space
September 24, 2009 3:25 pm at 3:25 pm #660150mazcaMemberand after greeting the milchig people they just left
September 24, 2009 3:25 pm at 3:25 pm #660151Poshite Yid 613MemberAdmoor MJ declared a yom teshuvah, and consorting his kabbalists, proclaimed the chet we must mesakein is moisrim!
September 24, 2009 3:33 pm at 3:33 pm #660154mazcaMemberyom teshuvah the admoor declared and they all abide by the rule, teshuva, teshuva, please no moisrim this year. But traveling in space was no ease
September 24, 2009 3:38 pm at 3:38 pm #660155Poshite Yid 613MemberBut then they announced that all kaporos were nvailos and resold, so the moisrim weren’t really reported something halachically wrong 😉 (see kaparas thread)
September 24, 2009 3:39 pm at 3:39 pm #660156mybatMemberNo moisrim! No moisrim! Everyone was chanting the song that MJ composed.
September 24, 2009 3:48 pm at 3:48 pm #660157mazcaMemberand all of the sudden, a miracle happened, their prayers, teshuva has come, but they didnt know how to go back to earth, it was cold, it was dark, but they felt alright, Hashem has answered they thought we need to go back we need to forget, we need to forgive, we need to start anew in this great HOLY DAY.So Admoor MJ and his friend MJ prepared a great feast, men this way please, ladies the other si vous plais
September 24, 2009 3:52 pm at 3:52 pm #660158Poshite Yid 613MemberAdmoor MJ finally composed the long awaited Sukkos zemira, and here it is (please e/b add a rhyming phrase)…
Bam bam bam yow yow yow the sukka’s cool dude!
September 24, 2009 3:57 pm at 3:57 pm #660159mazcaMemberplease dont give us sholent again, we dont want to, we dont want to end in the moon again, we want to sing shemira tha admoor MJ finally composed in our succah on earth
September 24, 2009 4:04 pm at 4:04 pm #660160Poshite Yid 613MemberBAM BAM bam wow pow dow this sukkos is a chow
September 24, 2009 4:08 pm at 4:08 pm #660161mepalMemberWatch it. Dont knock your succah down with all those BAM BAM’s.
September 24, 2009 4:09 pm at 4:09 pm #660162Poshite Yid 613MemberUnfortunantely that’s what happened the gigantic rebbisheh sukkah collapsed!
September 24, 2009 4:11 pm at 4:11 pm #660163mazcaMemberSeptember 24, 2009 4:14 pm at 4:14 pm #660164Poshite Yid 613MemberThanx, I now have a good zmira to sing on SUkkos! Anyways, who do you think comes to visit our sukkah rather than… Winnie the Pooh (bees mean honey)
September 24, 2009 4:16 pm at 4:16 pm #660165mazcaMemberSeptember 24, 2009 4:22 pm at 4:22 pm #660166mybatMemberThis is getting too silly!!! Lol!!
September 24, 2009 4:27 pm at 4:27 pm #660168mazcaMemberi guess the shidduch didnt work out , the bee just got smashed .
September 24, 2009 4:31 pm at 4:31 pm #660169JosephParticipantSo I went out on my second shidduch date in one evening.
September 24, 2009 5:12 pm at 5:12 pm #660170mazcaMemberwith an esrog , he look a little pale and bumpy, but i thought it was fine, until
September 24, 2009 5:12 pm at 5:12 pm #660171Poshite Yid 613MemberShe told me my nose is so big that she doesn’t want to date me anymore
September 24, 2009 5:26 pm at 5:26 pm #660172JosephParticipantSo I got on my knee and proposed on the spot.
September 24, 2009 5:44 pm at 5:44 pm #660174mazcaMembershe said, let me think , let me think. Would your lexus be available on the spot? Would you take me shopping all day long? Maybe that way your nose wont show.
September 24, 2009 5:46 pm at 5:46 pm #660175JosephParticipantSo I let her drive my Lexus to the wedding hall. We found a Rabbi and a minyan, and got married. I then needed to sell my Lexus to support her lifestyle.
September 24, 2009 5:49 pm at 5:49 pm #660176mazcaMemberPoor kallah, poor kallah she started to cry until her mother came out…
September 24, 2009 5:53 pm at 5:53 pm #660177JosephParticipantAnd so we took her to the dealership, where she drove off in spanking new Toyota. She crashed into a pole on the way out of the lot, was ticketed, points accrued caused her to permanently be barred from driving.
What a relief.
September 24, 2009 5:54 pm at 5:54 pm #660178mybatMemberHer mother started wacking my back! How could I not give her daughter all the luxuries??
September 24, 2009 5:57 pm at 5:57 pm #660179mazcaMembershe was happy, but not so happy, she still needed the lexus, what a shame after that, she cried and cried all the tears in town, until she flooded the town and the car was useless because she needed a boat now
September 24, 2009 6:04 pm at 6:04 pm #660180JosephParticipantSo she swam home and lived a very simple and inexpensive lifestyle thereafter.
September 24, 2009 6:05 pm at 6:05 pm #660181mepalMemberand not just any regular boat. She wanted a Yacht.
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