Broken Telephone

Thanx areivim. I’ve actually been using it along time just to shy to put up my own comments

Thanx… anyways Admur MJ stole the tickets and won a sheitel at the chinese auction. It was white with gray strings…

I then stole the tickets back and won a brand new Kosher Lulav and Esrog!

And in the next prize, I won a bracelet for the wonderful shidduch that MJ redt to me

Which I donated to a poor family because I got a letter in the mail saying the mother was sick, the father lost his job, the 3 oldest daughters were getting married the same month and had no money for a wedding, not to mention supporting the sons-in-law in kollel.

and then the auctioneers discovered that a moiser was lurking…

and the moiser lurking at the auction reported that the tickets were bought with FOOD stamps… and the Lexus was stolen and then sub-leased to the auctioneers grandma that’s dead for 10 years… and the shidduch was possul cuz she’s John Kerry’s daughter which only makes her half Jewish…

So I drove it away into the sunset,and lived happily ever after… THE END.

But the shidduch wasn’t sure if she wanted to continue after the whole scandal. And they wonder why there is a shidduch crisis!!!!

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wait- we need to organize this whole goolosh of a story…

so- is the shidduch off or on?

does he still have the Lexus?

Did the B’D paskin anything regarding the tickets bought with food stamps?

So I started thinking….. And suddenly I bumped into my long lost best friend and I started pouring out my heart to her.

So my friend took out her cell phone and called the admur MJ. He told us that we should go ahead with the shidduch. He said he was going to call the girls family and tell them that they can’t break off the shidduch because of a silly scandal!

But the moiser was taking his last breath and was confessing why he did what he did. You see he really wanted to go out with my kallah and when he found out that she got engaged to me he was trying to find a way so we would break it off. When I heard that I felt bad and I introduced him to my cousin!

the federal koilel just received another member…

meanwhile in Monsey… an undercover PETA guy caused a distraction and another released all the chickens. On the corner of 306 and Kearsing Parkway chickens were seen running in all directions…

…in the background a group of bochurim were seen trying hoist a calf over their heads after convincing the shochet to schecht it after they are done…

The bochurim make a mochu’ah- the moisrim were on the loose, the succah guy had teh right of way.

They drop the calf in the middle from di highvay… Shmerel calls Hatzolah- there is blood on the scene…

After the bochurim finished hoisting the cow above their heads it got too heavy and the cow fell on top of the PETA spy!

The admur MJ to the rescue!! He’s here!!

Anyways, while the scandal ws going on, the pink wallaby friend of mine ransomed out my lexus from the police.

MJ decides to take the situation in hand and as official shadchan and admor…

he calls the other MJ to organize the mochu’ah into a competitve basketball game. All the Monsy moms come out to shlep shmattis from their sons dribbling against the bloody PETA and Save the Trees guys…

So I have Lexus now. So I grab all the chickens and drive to an undisclosed location to make kaparot and to shecht them because its almost yom kipur!

the undisclosed location is my backyard and my neighbor starts to smell something, er, chickeny….

So the tish is going on in my living room and I’m having a massive shechting in my backyard.

My aunt and uncle walk in wanting to shecht ME for introducing their daughter to the ex moiser.

Oh and my neighbor …….