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I took the backpack of diamonds and smacked a passerby with it. He called the police on me
Well diamonds, from Michael Jackson, they are probably fake any way so I threw them away
You did? Whatever for?? Now you’re REALLY stuck!
Michael Jackson came back and collected his diamonds, and then he offered you to be your assistant.
uh, where’d he come from?
anyway… when the police showed up, I hid behind the chicken crates at the local kapparos site…
He explained that he had been hanging out with Elvis and JFK.
And MIchael Jackson quickly hid the chicken crates in his pocket and got arrested for just being who he is
This telephone is beginning to sound REALLY broken.
but I still didnt have my esrog, lulav, car, or shidduch and running away from police.Ahy vey. I do not want to be Michael Jackson assistnt, I need something, fast, fast as could be
I looke theyd inside my pockets for my four cellular phones. and guess what? They were all broken
But my broker somehow got through via the police walkie talkie
I made it, I made it, My stock went up
The policeman sepereated me and MJ into two different cars and sped off to the station
BS”D
There, I was greeted by Shmuley AniLoBoteachBo, who told me that he and only he could be Reb Michoel Jackson’s assistant.
I was able to pay all my fines, buy a new lulav, esrog, and even a new succah but MJ had to die to pay his debts otherwise he was going to have a heart attack
I made a kol korei to make a maacho’oh that MJ was called Reb 😉
yes I did but now I still needed a shidduch, what can I do arent we having a shidduch crisis?
Reb MJ is a shadchan and he will help
Hey, maybe MJ has an idea for ya.
Reb MJ did helped invited us to his state. Never Land he called it. I wonder Why.
mazca, watch the grammar there.
Anyways, Admour MJ shlita (zrl) decided to call up his good friend Michael Jordan for assistance
MJ said learn grammar first.
Now you gotta explain which MJ you’re talking about.
So Michael Jordan could understand what you are talking about a good English besides basketball trainning you must have.
He red a shidduch about a nice girl from Antarctica. She was in seminary there
Admur MJ of course. Which other one..And Never Land had tons of games to play.
The shidduch was good but they felt a little cold. Who knows.
but, she was in the freezer and not available until she was 22…
So he found another girl. She worked on a seminary-farm that grew hair for sheitels in Brazil
but later found out that the hair was routed through India…
so the Admur found a girl from an island in Africa
So it was not kosher hair, oh vey, indian hair . What a problem… What a problem but she was fine anyway.
So the african girl did not know how to pray.
But the admour taught her. say “Baw roook …”
sorry if he’s an admour then boow…reeeeeek
So she came to Never Land to visit and guess what.??Admur MJ was not there.
She made everybody laugh, and laugh,
until everybody there just fainted. SHe took advantage and cut off their hair to sell as sheitels in Boro Park.
But the competition drove her crazy…
So she issued a psak from the admoor that everybody else’s sheitels were Indian
She made tons of money, and with it she bought the finest sheitel in the world, so her shidduch should go
and get marry to a boy of the finest family
And the Admur agreed and a brachah he gave them.
But..
…My car was still with the police.
But it was no problem because I got connections with the police
You got connections with the police??? Well mazca is going to wait because she needs to pay a fine and she needs connections otherwise the story is going to collapse and the Admur MJ needs to rest now.
So with the connections I got my car back, and with all her sheitel money I bought Chinese auction tickets.
But meanwhile Admur MJ woke up and found me with the tickets…
I vote this the funniest thread of the year!!
72- way to go, good stuff there!
mazca- nice poetry 🙂
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