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  • #660027

    I took the backpack of diamonds and smacked a passerby with it. He called the police on me

    #660028
    mazca
    Member

    Well diamonds, from Michael Jackson, they are probably fake any way so I threw them away

    #660029
    mepal
    Member

    You did? Whatever for?? Now you’re REALLY stuck!

    #660030

    Michael Jackson came back and collected his diamonds, and then he offered you to be your assistant.

    #660031
    mepal
    Member

    uh, where’d he come from?

    #660032
    YW Moderator-72
    Participant

    anyway… when the police showed up, I hid behind the chicken crates at the local kapparos site…

    #660033
    haifagirl
    Participant

    He explained that he had been hanging out with Elvis and JFK.

    #660034

    And MIchael Jackson quickly hid the chicken crates in his pocket and got arrested for just being who he is

    #660035
    mepal
    Member

    This telephone is beginning to sound REALLY broken.

    #660036
    mazca
    Member

    but I still didnt have my esrog, lulav, car, or shidduch and running away from police.Ahy vey. I do not want to be Michael Jackson assistnt, I need something, fast, fast as could be

    #660037
    mazca
    Member

    I looke theyd inside my pockets for my four cellular phones. and guess what? They were all broken

    #660038

    But my broker somehow got through via the police walkie talkie

    #660039
    mazca
    Member

    I made it, I made it, My stock went up

    #660040

    The policeman sepereated me and MJ into two different cars and sped off to the station

    #660041
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    There, I was greeted by Shmuley AniLoBoteachBo, who told me that he and only he could be Reb Michoel Jackson’s assistant.

    #660042
    mazca
    Member

    I was able to pay all my fines, buy a new lulav, esrog, and even a new succah but MJ had to die to pay his debts otherwise he was going to have a heart attack

    #660043

    I made a kol korei to make a maacho’oh that MJ was called Reb 😉

    #660044
    mazca
    Member

    yes I did but now I still needed a shidduch, what can I do arent we having a shidduch crisis?

    #660045

    Reb MJ is a shadchan and he will help

    #660046
    mepal
    Member

    Hey, maybe MJ has an idea for ya.

    #660047
    mazca
    Member

    Reb MJ did helped invited us to his state. Never Land he called it. I wonder Why.

    #660048
    mepal
    Member

    mazca, watch the grammar there.

    #660049

    Anyways, Admour MJ shlita (zrl) decided to call up his good friend Michael Jordan for assistance

    #660050
    mazca
    Member

    MJ said learn grammar first.

    #660051
    mepal
    Member

    Now you gotta explain which MJ you’re talking about.

    #660052
    mazca
    Member

    So Michael Jordan could understand what you are talking about a good English besides basketball trainning you must have.

    #660053
    kapusta
    Participant

    awesome thread!!!

    but then his phone broke again,

    *kapusta*

    #660054

    He red a shidduch about a nice girl from Antarctica. She was in seminary there

    #660055
    mazca
    Member

    Admur MJ of course. Which other one..And Never Land had tons of games to play.

    #660056
    mazca
    Member

    The shidduch was good but they felt a little cold. Who knows.

    #660057
    YW Moderator-72
    Participant

    but, she was in the freezer and not available until she was 22…

    #660058

    So he found another girl. She worked on a seminary-farm that grew hair for sheitels in Brazil

    #660059
    YW Moderator-72
    Participant

    but later found out that the hair was routed through India…

    #660060

    so the Admur found a girl from an island in Africa

    #660061
    mazca
    Member

    So it was not kosher hair, oh vey, indian hair . What a problem… What a problem but she was fine anyway.

    #660062
    mazca
    Member

    So the african girl did not know how to pray.

    #660063

    But the admour taught her. say “Baw roook …”

    #660064

    sorry if he’s an admour then boow…reeeeeek

    #660065
    mazca
    Member

    So she came to Never Land to visit and guess what.??Admur MJ was not there.

    #660066
    mazca
    Member

    She made everybody laugh, and laugh,

    #660067

    until everybody there just fainted. SHe took advantage and cut off their hair to sell as sheitels in Boro Park.

    #660068
    mazca
    Member

    But the competition drove her crazy…

    #660069

    So she issued a psak from the admoor that everybody else’s sheitels were Indian

    #660070
    mazca
    Member

    She made tons of money, and with it she bought the finest sheitel in the world, so her shidduch should go

    and get marry to a boy of the finest family

    And the Admur agreed and a brachah he gave them.

    But..

    #660071
    mepal
    Member

    …My car was still with the police.

    #660072

    But it was no problem because I got connections with the police

    #660073
    mazca
    Member

    You got connections with the police??? Well mazca is going to wait because she needs to pay a fine and she needs connections otherwise the story is going to collapse and the Admur MJ needs to rest now.

    #660074
    haifagirl
    Participant

    So with the connections I got my car back, and with all her sheitel money I bought Chinese auction tickets.

    #660075

    But meanwhile Admur MJ woke up and found me with the tickets…

    #660076
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    I vote this the funniest thread of the year!!

    72- way to go, good stuff there!

    mazca- nice poetry 🙂

    Poshite Yid 613- you are a huge asset to the CR entertainment industry! We’re so glad you found us 🙂 Please stick around and post away 🙂

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