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The scene is the CR Band’s first practice as a group! Practice is in Ames’s backyard! (ok, garage, don’t want the neighbor’s to kill us all!)
Everyone is with their Musial instruments, ready to begin practice….then suddenly Sir Editor enters……Chaos erupts…..
Everyones having a lot of fun. Sir editor is the composer and Ames mom is passing out some lahmagines to everyone there.
BS”D
Sir Editor did NOT compose the Creedmoorer niggunim, which are the only musical scores that this band is talented enough to perform.
ames is gracing the rehearsals with her squeaky violin noises.
The Admor M’Creedmor arrives.
Oh no. Not him again.
BS”D
He rants and raves and reminds the band that his compositions are meant to be played only on used mufflers and radiators, and then he spends an hour teaching the correct pronunciation of Shygetz Aross based on the mesorah handed down by the Baalei HaMachloikes haRishoinim, Koirach, Doson veAbirom.
Then he throws mepal into the trunk of his car and he drives away.
BS”D
He puts on his phony red roof lights and flashers, driving across lanes at breakneck speed and not arrestable because of his equally phony EMS plates.
Nooooo! Someone come save me!
BS”D
Finally, the Admou”r makes it back to Creedmoor with mepal in the trunk, immune from prosecution as Creedmoor is recognized as independent by the EU, Iran, Libya, Venezuela and Westboro B-ptist a/k/a the Ku Klux Kloister.
But mepal is having fun! Turns out the trunk is really a really cool lounge with all the nicest furniture and all the newest equipment. She’s sipping on a pina colada.
Joseph dons his superhero costume, and rushes to Creedmor.
But mepal tells super Joey that instead of rescuing her. He has to go back and bring all of her friends from Ames garage to creedmor!
BS”D
He is summarily arrested by the Admou”r’s crack ASD (Anti-Sanity Division) and AZD (Anti-Zionism Division) troops, who throw him in a locked, padded, windowless cell that was used by the Previous Creedmoorer Rebbe for yechidis.
mepal was VERY excited cuz she remembered she had good friends that were sure to ransom her.
Joseph gets to mepal’s cell with some bribery, and brings mepal to the Joemobil.
noitall brings his drums to protect us from the enemy…
BS”D
The Admou”r blocks the Joemobil with his crack divisions, the Third Psychotic Regiment of the Bulvanim Forces of the Anti-Zionist Republic of Baseless Hatred of Creedmoor, and the even more feared Mishmeres HaTznius d’Creedmoor!
the Tznius Division (from Division Avenue in Willi) quickly puts up the parkway CR mechitza… Joey is ossured from saving mepal- male vs. female
ames, its up to you now! Come quick!
Ames is screaming, help, but do I really want to be rescued I dont know, but I love screaming HELP
mepal enjoys Creedmor so much, she becomes a Chosid of the Admor.
Mepal is a good chosid, decides to help the cause, but HOW?
The Admor appoints her head of the women’s division of Creedmor.
Meanwhile, kapusta shows up at the garage with her set up pipes in an instrument case and starts to wonder why she always shows up late to the action.
…and why no ones there anymore.
So mepal started recruiting other members to join the Women’s Division of Creedmor, which she now led.
But she had to do tough screening to make sure they were females only.
But once Ames and kapusta make it to creedmor and the see mepal they become so amazed and decide to join her tznius force!
It was tough, but she enjoyed it immensely.
ames, no need to pretend. Its very easy to be “undercover” when you’re all covered in black.
Ha Ha, they had a secret agent, but anyway they were all happy under their sheitels running off the bad guys out of the earth. and guess with their home made Challas that they had just made, made everybody faint from the smell. To the rescue while they slep. they said.
Here we coming, please “Don’t scream so loud. you are going to wake up the enemy..shhhh silence please…..and with that they ran to the rescue, but in the way they found out…..
You did, you did. We’re trying to work things out now.
Who is the traitor, we need to catch, while they are sleeping is a good time. Please try to point out.
the traitors are all the CR members with multiple personality disorders… 😉
is that what mepal was trying to ‘unveil’?
Let’s make a personality check….Look at their eyes, Look at their posts. Look all around until we kick them all out….HA.Ha shhhhh,,shhh, keep checking until we find out, Silence don’t tell the Admour he might get mad.
which admour 😉
(multiple poisonality….)
The MJ Admour decided he doesnt want that name anymore, maybe he is the spy. He just changed his named to Admour PI. he said his family comes from a long good lineage from the aztecs in Mexico,,,Hey is he the spy, Maybe?
no, 42 is the spy and moiser; but we can offer admour a high ranking position in the federal prison…
Good, let’s get him, everybody to the rescue….we need help, we need ideas, How should we do it before it is too late. HERE we come
So all the admors break out of prison. They escape to the shteibel on Ave S. They make a big tish inviting all the neighbors; CR friends and all the mods!
and they live happily ever after…..
and wish everybody…good shabbos
…and that was when we discovered the hospital bracelet on the admours wrist. Some of the letters were scratched off (seemingly by fingernails), but it said
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"Be vue psy war "
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