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    It was a perfect Chol HAmoed afternoon.

    #660236

    in the Chicken Museum CM

    #660237
    kapusta
    Participant

    when suddenly the whole ceiling caved in.

    *kapusta*

    #660238

    (sorry 72, everyone ignore that last post)

    It was a perfect Chol HAmoed afternoon in Melbourne, Australia

    #660239

    My kids were so nice, even 3 yr old Shloimy wasn’t sucking is thumb, an 5 yr old Baila wasn’t chewing her hair

    #660240
    mazca
    Member

    we saw different types of feathers in the museum and guess what it was so nice that

    #660241
    kapusta
    Participant

    Across the street someone started yelling.

    *kapusta*

    #660242

    The Admoor is back! Today at 2 he’s holding a tish everybody come

    #660243
    mybat
    Member

    The 8 year old triplets were playing so nicely and helping with the little ones.

    #660244
    mazca
    Member

    so people ran out

    #660245
    mybat
    Member

    “Help! Help!”

    #660246
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    Pashkevilin!

    #660247

    The big limousine carrying the admour all of a sudden pulled in

    #660248
    mybat
    Member

    And everyone was there taking pictures. The fans and the papparazi…

    #660249
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    which admour? of Avenue K or Avenue S?? You know there was a machloikes which son should take over…

    #660250

    Admour just gave everybody his great payos to payos smile ;}

    #660251
    mazca
    Member

    Please be careful, Elvis screamed from the back of the limousine. we have Admoor MJ with his friend junior MJ coming to visit this great museum,,,,,chickens and feathers, and maybe some goose for all the children to look

    #660252

    Well michael jackson was Avenue S admour, and jordan was AVenue K, you know its probably jackson this time he’s the admour

    #660253
    mybat
    Member

    The admur Michoel Yackson!

    #660254
    Joseph
    Participant

    The admour took a kvitel from squeak.

    #660255
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    And he replied with his usual brochos of “Shygetz Aross. Schecht’em oooon a brooooche!”

    #660256
    mazca
    Member

    Squeak said,, Admour, what should I do in the museum to learn how to be a good jew

    #660257
    pookie
    Member

    so he relied eat esrog jelly

    #660258
    Joseph
    Participant

    And the admour told squeak to join Hatzolah.

    #660259
    mazca
    Member

    thanks Admour for ur great advice. Squeak said.And Hatzolah he joined and esrog jelly he ate.But all of the sudden the gates of the museum were closed and he was alone to fear on. It was getting dark and he heard noises just coming out

    #660260
    mybat
    Member

    So squeak called his buddy mod 80 together they thanked the admour for his wonderful advice.

    And they made sure to give a donation to the shteibel on Ave S.

    #660262
    Joseph
    Participant

    And the Admour crossed his hands on squeaks head whilst muttering to you my son I do bless with arichas yomim.

    #660263
    mybat
    Member

    Squeak was so grateful! But oh no how were they going to get out of the museum?

    #660264
    Joseph
    Participant

    squeak became a tourist attraction in the museum as the oldest object within.

    #660265
    mybat
    Member

    And mod 80 was a tourist attraction as the youngest object there. People would come in crowds just to see such amazing sights!

    #660266
    Joseph
    Participant

    They charged a quarter to see and a dollar to touch these museum objects.

    They raised many dollars.

    #660267
    YW Moderator-72
    Participant

    not content to have a rookie mod as a tourist attraction the moderation panel quickly nominated 26 to go rescue 80. as soon as 26 returns from dinner, we will tell 26 of the assignment.

    #660268
    mybat
    Member

    But 80 doesn’t want to be rescued! “This is better than winning the lottery or selling bottled water” mod 80 said

    #660269
    YW Moderator-72
    Participant

    back in mod HQ, they realize that 80 has been re-programmed and they need a highly trained mod who lives for danger, but 86 was at a greeting card convention and yours truly is still trying out all the whole wheat pizza recipes.

    is 26 up for the job or will 26 go the way of 80 and become a tourist attraction…

    #660270
    kapusta
    Participant

    and will the new mod 70/80/82/89 take over?

    *kapusta aka mod 80* 😉

    #660272
    mybat
    Member

    Only time will tell…….26…..

    #660273
    Joseph
    Participant

    squeak is anxious in his exhibit.

    #660274
    mybat
    Member

    So he whispers to 80 “pssst what do you say we make a run for it?” 80 doesn’t answer yet

    #660275
    Joseph
    Participant

    Museum security gets wind of an escape attempt.

    #660276
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    26 finally finished his massive BBQ dinner, and set out to rescue those in need of his superpowers.

    Joey tried to get in on the secret mission but hopped the wrong flight and ended up in Bangladesh in the middle of typhoon season and hasn’t been heard from since.

    #660277
    Joseph
    Participant

    So I flew in with my private jet to rectify the situation and ensure the public would not miss, even a moment, of the squeak exhibit.

    #660278
    mybat
    Member

    Uh…. Who’s Joey?

    #660279
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    That’s my pet name for Joseph, duh.

    #660280
    Joseph
    Participant

    A superhero.

    #660281
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    wannabe

    #660282
    Joseph
    Participant

    As my agents secured the perimeter, the safety of squeak and 80 was successfully ensured.

    #660283
    mybat
    Member

    Okay okay sorry…. So Joey is locking 80 and squeak back into the exhibits so that all the little kids could have something to do on chol hamoed

    #660284
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    26 found a nifty key chain in the museum gift shop.

    #660285
    Joseph
    Participant

    A museum guide was posted nearby to explain to the children that squeak was once young and agile, and now 80 is the same.

    #660286
    mybat
    Member

    A key chain with a mini squeak and a mini 80.

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