Broken Telephone #5

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  • #592625
    Chosson
    Member

    Who wants to play Broken Telephone?

    #706121
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Sure, I’ll go to the mall with your great aunt.

    #706122
    SmartTeen
    Member

    Not me, I’m allergic to dairy.

    #706123
    mybat
    Member

    And your baby sister.

    #706124
    WIY
    Member

    No I haven’t read that book yet.

    #706125
    Sacrilege
    Member

    No thanks, I’m full.

    #706126
    apushatayid
    Participant

    I agree, its reached crisis proportions.

    #706127
    oomis
    Participant

    That’s no way to speak about a lady.

    #706128
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Sacrilege:

    While I agree it was wrong, I think killing him was a bit of an overreaction.

    #706129
    Sacrilege
    Member

    Excuse me sir, you have toilet paper attached to your shoe.

    #706130
    bpt
    Participant

    No, this bus is headed for Tucson!

    #706131
    smartcookie
    Member

    Well I never received that phonecall.

    #706132
    baron fritz
    Participant

    bogus shnitzel

    #706133
    lavdavka
    Member

    give the guy a brake hes probably starving!!

    #706134
    blinky
    Participant

    how do you play?

    #706135
    WIY
    Member

    Blinky

    ratatouille

    #706136
    blinky
    Participant

    WIY- can you explain how to play please???????

    #706137
    bpt
    Participant

    I think the idea is to post a statment that has nothing to do with the previous statments Example:

    Q – Does this shirt come in size 8?

    A – Yes, its in the freezer section, aisle 2

    Q – Can you deliver it after 3pm?

    A – After 6? The chuppah is called for 5:30!

    A – What do you mean, the flight’s delayed?!

    Q – So what you’re saying is, the deal is on hold

    A – No, not at all. But if you can, please buy milk.

    That’s the idea.

    But I’ll take it a step further. When the thread runs cold, I’ll collect all posts and try to “thread” them into a story. Total nonsense, obviouly, becuase the posts were completely non-related. Who knows? It just might make sense!

    #706138
    blinky
    Participant

    This is a strange game, no?

    #706139
    basmelech
    Participant

    Sounds like games I used to play in school during class

    #706140
    basmelech
    Participant

    Oops! I just spilled my coffee – Ill call you back later

    #706141
    squeak
    Participant

    The best part is when a mod goes back and deletes a number of posts that would otherwise allow the flow of “the story” to make sense.

    #706142
    blinky
    Participant

    Can you call back to confirm?

    #706143
    blinky
    Participant

    Yes, it is raining outside

    #706144

    i think it would be funnier if the posts were related, though off, to the previous one, as in an actual faulty telephone conversation.

    for example, blinkys last post:

    can you call back to confirm?

    no, my back is fine and i am not infirm

    #706145
    apushatayid
    Participant

    And I thought nobody learned the Novardhok derech anymore.

    #706146
    tomim tihye
    Member

    “Communication” means “accusations” in one particular language.

    #706147
    blinky
    Participant

    I like mod 80’s idea, OK Apushatayid mop the floor!

    #706148
    bpt
    Participant

    Even though my responsibilites as a YNW Mod demand that I EDIT anything that is off base, in the spirit of Broken Telephone, I’ll let that allow that one to pass, Hershey. And say hello to Pinny when you see him; I still have his tennis raquet in my trunk.

    #706149
    bpt
    Participant

    Oh, is that the rule? The next line needs to rhyme with the preceeding last word?

    #706150
    blinky
    Participant

    (yes BP Totty) Oh thats a cool bird!

    #706151
    blinky
    Participant

    I cut my finger, how absurd!

    #706152
    HennyK
    Member

    No I am next in line and you dont say a word

    #706153

    totty

    i dont think its rude

    and im sure you can find some rind in the vast world

    #706154
    blinky
    Participant

    (well we gotta change the “urd” sound)

    Can you come over?

    #706155
    bpt
    Participant

    You bought what type of cheese?! I said small curd!

    #706156
    HennyK
    Member

    You mean the Curds from history?

    #706157
    smartcookie
    Member

    Watch out there’s a big bird.

    #706158
    blinky
    Participant

    ok, this is silly

    #706159

    i agree the Cubs are history!

    #706160
    blinky
    Participant

    Did you do your homework, Billy?

    #706161
    HennyK
    Member

    Oh the clubs down the block?

    #706162
    shimmel
    Member

    No i dont think it has to rhyme.

    it just has to have something to do with the line before so it becomes a full story..

    #706163
    Sacrilege
    Member

    What? wear is there a bear?

    #706164
    Sacrilege
    Member

    where*

    #706165
    apushatayid
    Participant

    no, that was my tree

    #706166
    arc
    Participant

    the point of this thread to me is a mystery

    #706167
    blinky
    Participant

    Will you come to the party?

    #706168
    WIY
    Member

    And here I thought it would be funny

    #706169
    bpt
    Participant

    Uh oh, I’d better get home..its quarter past 3!

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