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May 9, 2022 12:38 pm at 12:38 pm #2084847commonsaychelParticipant
I have a bridge for sale, it spans two boroughs of NYC and carries a high volume.
May 9, 2022 1:14 pm at 1:14 pm #2084856ujmParticipantcommonsaychel issssssss a trolllllll. The biggest trollllllll of the coffee room EVER. SUCH A TROLL!!!!!
Trolley, Trollster, ________ (fill in the rest)
May 9, 2022 1:16 pm at 1:16 pm #2084858Yabia OmerParticipantTroll Bridge?
May 9, 2022 2:07 pm at 2:07 pm #2084879commonsaychelParticipant@yabia, its a good shailia, sufek lumrah sufek lkulah
May 9, 2022 2:08 pm at 2:08 pm #2084881n0mesorahParticipantCan you keep it open to the public during the marathon?
May 9, 2022 2:08 pm at 2:08 pm #2084882GadolhadorahParticipantSounds like the arsonist calling in the fire department….anyone with common sense would realize that.
May 9, 2022 2:09 pm at 2:09 pm #2084883GadolhadorahParticipantAlternatively, it could be a government funded “public works project” that was completed but the assoicated appropriations for a river never got through Committee.
May 9, 2022 2:17 pm at 2:17 pm #2084914🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantIf you move it over about 500 miles west I’ll be happy to rent out a daled amos underneath for me and my billy goats.
May 9, 2022 3:28 pm at 3:28 pm #2084924yaakov doeParticipantPrice? Are you offering financing at a favorable rate? Is it in need of any repairs?
May 9, 2022 3:28 pm at 3:28 pm #2084926commonsaychelParticipant@Gadolhadorah LOL!
May 9, 2022 3:31 pm at 3:31 pm #2084965ujmParticipantI’m only interested in a bridge in Brooklyn.
May 9, 2022 3:45 pm at 3:45 pm #2084978n0mesorahParticipantI can’t imagine what kind of parade you would troll Brooklyn with.
May 9, 2022 4:22 pm at 4:22 pm #2084990akupermaParticipantI suggest securitizing and accepting payment only in Bitcoin. Consider use of a non-fungible token.
Also argue that selling that bridge is a cultural tradition and it would indicate bigotry or some sort of politically incorrect supremacy to object.
Try finding a “metaverse” platform where such sales could be implemented. At least Facebook will believe it is for real.
Try not to confuse the bridge with what Wall Street is selling, since that puts you in a minyan (if you are lucky) in Club Fed. Remember that Wall Street sells many similar projects for more money then you could (or anyone else) could ever imagine.
May 9, 2022 4:53 pm at 4:53 pm #2085004Yserbius123ParticipantDo you take Zelle?
May 9, 2022 5:26 pm at 5:26 pm #2085017n0mesorahParticipantYWN is interested in owning the naming rights.
May 9, 2022 6:41 pm at 6:41 pm #2085034The Real TruthParticipantNONSENSE
May 9, 2022 7:04 pm at 7:04 pm #2085058commonsaychelParticipantI take Zelle, Bitcoin, or Cerberus coins of the Roman era.
May 9, 2022 7:17 pm at 7:17 pm #2085061Always_Ask_QuestionsParticipantGiven how fast Russians are burning literal and figurative bridges, I would not invest in one going to an island with Russian speaking population (are they still on Brighton Beach or did it “gentrified”?).
I used to laugh at Clinton’s “bridge to 21st century” but would now gladly take to to get back to the 1990s. And it will be great to pay tolls with inflated 2022 dollars
May 9, 2022 7:39 pm at 7:39 pm #2085069yungermanSParticipantCan I hive you Biden and Harris together as payment and to stand in middle of the bridge watching it or ready to jump off it?
May 9, 2022 10:02 pm at 10:02 pm #2085079n0mesorahParticipantI suspect your selling because all the volume is one way and coming back. Please confirm that there is high volume both ways.
May 10, 2022 8:27 am at 8:27 am #2085156commonsaychelParticipantVery high traffic both ways, also includes a walkway where people go for cheap dates.
May 10, 2022 4:08 pm at 4:08 pm #2085295GadolhadorahParticipantit spans two boroughs of NYC and carries a high volume.
Does the Bronx side of your bridge run adjacent to a city-owned golf course leased to Biden Enterprises???May 12, 2022 7:37 am at 7:37 am #2085873n0mesorahParticipantSuspension or cable stayed?
May 12, 2022 8:48 am at 8:48 am #2086054commonsaychelParticipant@n0m its a hybird design
May 12, 2022 10:46 am at 10:46 am #2086068n0mesorahParticipantIs it well lit at night?
May 12, 2022 10:46 am at 10:46 am #2086069n0mesorahParticipantDo you have a negotiable price, or whoever gives the highest offer?
May 12, 2022 10:46 am at 10:46 am #2086070n0mesorahParticipantDo I need to have any pre-qualifications?
May 12, 2022 3:14 pm at 3:14 pm #2086125commonsaychelParticipantOBO
May 12, 2022 11:28 pm at 11:28 pm #2086293n0mesorahParticipantWhat’s the top offer now?
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