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  • #2084847
    commonsaychel
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    I have a bridge for sale, it spans two boroughs of NYC and carries a high volume.

    #2084856
    ujm
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    commonsaychel issssssss a trolllllll. The biggest trollllllll of the coffee room EVER. SUCH A TROLL!!!!!

    Trolley, Trollster, ________ (fill in the rest)

    #2084858
    Yabia Omer
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    Troll Bridge?

    #2084879
    commonsaychel
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    @yabia, its a good shailia, sufek lumrah sufek lkulah

    #2084881
    n0mesorah
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    Can you keep it open to the public during the marathon?

    #2084882
    Gadolhadorah
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    Sounds like the arsonist calling in the fire department….anyone with common sense would realize that.

    #2084883
    Gadolhadorah
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    Alternatively, it could be a government funded “public works project” that was completed but the assoicated appropriations for a river never got through Committee.

    #2084914
    🍫Syag Lchochma
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    If you move it over about 500 miles west I’ll be happy to rent out a daled amos underneath for me and my billy goats.

    #2084924
    yaakov doe
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    Price? Are you offering financing at a favorable rate? Is it in need of any repairs?

    #2084926
    commonsaychel
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    #2084965
    ujm
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    I’m only interested in a bridge in Brooklyn.

    #2084978
    n0mesorah
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    I can’t imagine what kind of parade you would troll Brooklyn with.

    #2084990
    akuperma
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    I suggest securitizing and accepting payment only in Bitcoin. Consider use of a non-fungible token.

    Also argue that selling that bridge is a cultural tradition and it would indicate bigotry or some sort of politically incorrect supremacy to object.

    Try finding a “metaverse” platform where such sales could be implemented. At least Facebook will believe it is for real.

    Try not to confuse the bridge with what Wall Street is selling, since that puts you in a minyan (if you are lucky) in Club Fed. Remember that Wall Street sells many similar projects for more money then you could (or anyone else) could ever imagine.

    #2085004
    Yserbius123
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    Do you take Zelle?

    #2085017
    n0mesorah
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    YWN is interested in owning the naming rights.

    #2085034
    The Real Truth
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    NONSENSE

    #2085058
    commonsaychel
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    I take Zelle, Bitcoin, or Cerberus coins of the Roman era.

    #2085061

    Given how fast Russians are burning literal and figurative bridges, I would not invest in one going to an island with Russian speaking population (are they still on Brighton Beach or did it “gentrified”?).

    I used to laugh at Clinton’s “bridge to 21st century” but would now gladly take to to get back to the 1990s. And it will be great to pay tolls with inflated 2022 dollars

    #2085069
    yungermanS
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    Can I hive you Biden and Harris together as payment and to stand in middle of the bridge watching it or ready to jump off it?

    #2085079
    n0mesorah
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    I suspect your selling because all the volume is one way and coming back. Please confirm that there is high volume both ways.

    #2085156
    commonsaychel
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    Very high traffic both ways, also includes a walkway where people go for cheap dates.

    #2085295
    Gadolhadorah
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    it spans two boroughs of NYC and carries a high volume.
    Does the Bronx side of your bridge run adjacent to a city-owned golf course leased to Biden Enterprises???

    #2085873
    n0mesorah
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    Suspension or cable stayed?

    #2086054
    commonsaychel
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    @n0m its a hybird design

    #2086068
    n0mesorah
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    Is it well lit at night?

    #2086069
    n0mesorah
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    Do you have a negotiable price, or whoever gives the highest offer?

    #2086070
    n0mesorah
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    Do I need to have any pre-qualifications?

    #2086125
    commonsaychel
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    OBO

    #2086293
    n0mesorah
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    What’s the top offer now?

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