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I figure since these two topics are the only ones people are interested in talking about, why not combine them?
More economical, don’t you think? ^_^
Seminary + Obama= interesting…
However, the two are not compatible at all. Obamas daughters will most likely never visit Jerusalem… Unless Michelle Obama’s relative (can’t remember how they are related) Rabbi Funye, takes them. Also, Sasha and Malia Obama both attended a JCC run preschool in Hyde Park. It is a well known fact yet a bit of a secret in the Chicago community. Its time that go public.
How about B’nei Barak in eretz yisroel
Hilarious OOM!!!!
M’bnei banim shel Haman limdu Torah b’bnei Barak.
One of the first things i would look for in a mehcanech is honesty, so i do not think that b’nois obama qualifies.
Surely the security will make our kinderlach remove their shoes… evem if they remember to bring their sneakers. Wouldn’t send my chidlren there.
so how about those jets
No, no, no. OOM, you’ve forgotten to incorporate shidduchim and probably even skirt lengths into the topic. What about:
“Make yourself into perfect shidduch material: Bnos Omaba Yerushalayim, where only A-line below-the-knee skirts are allowed”.
I don’t know why we need the “yerushalayim” in this, how about
< If going out during hurricane Obama where a longer skirt due to high winds >
You are all retards ^_^
Are they makpid on Cholov Yishmael in that seminary?
keep going guys
snowbunny – I just heard yesterday from a friend that the obama girls did indeed attend a Jewish school-Akiba Schechter- in their early years. I couldn’t believe it, then I saw your post just now. It’s quite interesting. This school however does accept non Jewish students until the age of 5 or 6, I believe. The parents who send their children are, of course aware that they will be learning about the Jewish religion. It must be fun when their kids come home singing “dip the apple in the honey….”
“Newest: 90% of Bnos Obama’s Alumnae engaged a month after return from seminary.”
Nanny: Engaged in what??? 😉
many girls are receipients of Obama entitlements that allow them to go to seminary. they are to a certain extent bnos obama. makes you understand why there are some who don’t take from the government.
Why Do You Think Bnos Obama Yerushalayim Was Hit by Hurricane?
When was it hit?
The B.O.Y. seminary is located in a part of the world that is immune to hurricanes.
There is at least one Obama who is actually Jewish.
Cuz he has a cold front and is full of hot air
@ Nanny- one track minded, huh?
“venahapoich Hu
Sober on Purim
Surely the security will make our kinderlach remove their shoes… evem if they remember to bring their sneakers. Wouldn’t send my chidlren there.
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I can think of many reasons not to send my daughters to such a seminaryt, but i think tat taking off theri shoes would be a small price to pay for increased security.
Syag lechochmah- very nice
Bumpius Humorus!
Bnos Obama Seminary. hmm I don’t think that will be so good for shiduchim…
Syag’s line was the best!!
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