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  • May 17, 2013 3:01 pm at 3:01 pm #609346
    popa_bar_abba
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    That’s the name of the seminary I’m going to open.

    Some people are going to ask me what ???? ??? means, and I’ll call them idiots and tell them it is ????? ???. Won’t they feel dumb.

    Some people will ask why I am calling a seminary ????? ???. I’ll call them idiots and tell them it is ???? ???. Won’t they feel dumb.

    May 17, 2013 3:07 pm at 3:07 pm #954464
    Shopping613 🌠
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    #1 random post of the week

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    May 17, 2013 4:40 pm at 4:40 pm #954465
    writersoul
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    If it has no dress code, no rules, no homework, no tests, and chavrusa learning, then I’ll sign up and I won’t even ask what you’re talking about.

    May 17, 2013 4:57 pm at 4:57 pm #954467
    WIY
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    Popa

    Is this a seminary for vegetarians?

    May 17, 2013 5:51 pm at 5:51 pm #954469
    dafyomi2711
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    wiy lol!

    May 17, 2013 5:53 pm at 5:53 pm #954470
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    Will it be located in Wilkes-Barre (near Cong. Mei Menuchos)?

    May 17, 2013 7:51 pm at 7:51 pm #954471
    golfer
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    Probably, DY.

    Just down the road from Temple Beth Merchatz.

    Like the name, PBA.

    I can just see you rubbing your hands avariciously as you see the exorbitant application fees piling up in your account…

    May 17, 2013 8:06 pm at 8:06 pm #954472
    yitayningwut
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    It will be upstairs. Al Mei Menuchos.

    May 17, 2013 8:33 pm at 8:33 pm #954473
    Sam2
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    PBA: And of course they’ll have to teach Hilchos Sh’chitah.

    May 20, 2013 10:32 pm at 10:32 pm #954474
    squeak
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    All teyulim are to the valley of the shadow of death?

    Corporal punishment with a stick?

    May 20, 2013 11:09 pm at 11:09 pm #954475
    WIY
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    Popa

    Where will this seminary be?

    May 21, 2013 4:56 am at 4:56 am #954476
    oomis
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    Is this your subtle way of calling these seminary females “cows” or “sheep?”

    May 21, 2013 12:26 pm at 12:26 pm #954477
    popa_bar_abba
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    oomis:

    1. Yes.

    2. No.

    3. I mean, I thought of that joke also, and considered making that the focus of this thread, but then I decided to be a tad bit nice for once and so I deliberately phrased it so that would not be the obvious implication.

    May 26, 2013 4:56 pm at 4:56 pm #954478
    popa_bar_abba
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    I told this during an aufruf speech yesterday.

    I concluded it by saying that “I’m not quite certain what the point of this was, but I’m sure I made it very well”.

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