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June 3, 2011 5:38 pm at 5:38 pm #597257Doodle-Man™Member
what do you think is the best answer to this question? My favorite answer is a yeshiva bachur on a date
June 3, 2011 6:14 pm at 6:14 pm #883618bptParticipantA nun who’s been stung by a bee
June 3, 2011 6:24 pm at 6:24 pm #883619apushatayidParticipanta penguin playing with razor blades
June 3, 2011 6:52 pm at 6:52 pm #883620hudiParticipantA cow being shechted.
June 3, 2011 7:09 pm at 7:09 pm #883621Boro Park GirlMemberA sunburned zebra!
June 3, 2011 7:24 pm at 7:24 pm #883622moishyParticipanta newspaper
June 3, 2011 8:41 pm at 8:41 pm #883623am yisrael chaiParticipanta yeshiva guy too cool for sunscreen
June 3, 2011 10:45 pm at 10:45 pm #883624mewhoParticipantthe package in which many black and white cookies are in
June 5, 2011 1:48 am at 1:48 am #883625☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantThe best guy in Lakewood. (redt)
June 5, 2011 2:04 am at 2:04 am #883626YW Moderator-42ModeratorA skunk being attacked by an emu
June 5, 2011 4:51 am at 4:51 am #883627posekMemberThe Artscroll book In Black and White. A classic.
June 5, 2011 4:55 am at 4:55 am #883628smartcookieMemberDY- I like yours best! Got me a chuckle!
June 5, 2011 5:15 am at 5:15 am #883629emlfMemberA typed-up sheet gone over by a proofreader
June 5, 2011 5:23 am at 5:23 am #883630HealthParticipantA zebra being eaten by a lion.
June 5, 2011 7:47 am at 7:47 am #883631chocandpatienceMemberan embarrassed nun
June 5, 2011 4:16 pm at 4:16 pm #883632Midwest2ParticipantWhy do so many posters use “blood” as the red element? Are we watching too many thriller movies?
June 5, 2011 4:33 pm at 4:33 pm #883633HealthParticipantMidwest2 – For my example, it would be too much National Geographic shows!
June 5, 2011 4:40 pm at 4:40 pm #883634am yisrael chaiParticipant“Why do so many posters use “blood” as the red element?”
ok, how about a penguin with a diaper rash…
or, if anyone here is old enough to remember, those black & white photos with the eyes overexposed??!
June 5, 2011 4:45 pm at 4:45 pm #883635am yisrael chaiParticipant“Why do so many posters use “blood” as the red element?”
how’s about a teenage zebra experimenting with lipstick?
a dalmatian trying to paint its doghouse?
or Charlie Chaplin playing paintball?
Obama??!
June 5, 2011 6:21 pm at 6:21 pm #883636I can only tryMember1) A piano with a nosebleed.
2) Pravda (this is an oldie. if you’re under 30, Google it. trust me ?)
3) President Obama’s health care plan.
4) Tomato rice soup. With a fly in it.
5) An African-American astronaut. In his spacesuit. On Mars.
6) A Bloody Mary, made with the aforementioned whiskey brand.
7) Three painters. A Caucasian named “Black” who’s painting a firetruck. His partner, an African-American names “White”. And, the new hire, a native American, who came to work dressed as a crossword puzzle.
June 6, 2011 2:50 am at 2:50 am #883637YW Moderator-42ModeratorICOT
“like”
June 6, 2011 2:58 am at 2:58 am #883638I can only tryMemberYW Moderator-42-
Domo arigato ?
June 6, 2011 3:01 am at 3:01 am #883639me tooMemberAYC I am not picking a fight but I am
old enough to remember, those black & white photos with the eyes overexposed??!
& do not recall such a phenomenon.June 6, 2011 3:03 am at 3:03 am #883640kfbParticipantMichael Jackson bleeding
June 6, 2011 8:43 am at 8:43 am #883641am yisrael chaiParticipantwb
the eyes would many times have red spots, almost looking bloodshot…sound familiar now? or was that just our camera? 🙂
June 6, 2011 12:31 pm at 12:31 pm #883642me tooMemberAYC No such memories. I was no infant then (My wedding was Mr. Trainer’s last B&W job.)But niether am I senile.
Besides wnere did the red come from. There were no dyes in the film. Red eye is/was quite common in color photograhy
June 6, 2011 2:13 pm at 2:13 pm #883644HealthParticipant“the eyes would many times have red spots, almost looking bloodshot…sound familiar now? or was that just our camera?”
What the poster is saying is this didn’t happen with black & white pictures only with the color pictures of yesteryear.
June 6, 2011 2:26 pm at 2:26 pm #883645me tooMemberWhat the poster is saying is this didn't happen with black & white pictures only with the color pictures of yesteryear.
Exactly !!!!
Try searching for
red eye effect
June 6, 2011 2:41 pm at 2:41 pm #883646am yisrael chaiParticipantwb, you’re ok with a penguin that has a diaper rash but not ok with black & white photos with red eye??!
June 6, 2011 3:02 pm at 3:02 pm #883647bombmaniacParticipanta half albino black guy beaten to a pulp…or an injured zebra
June 6, 2011 4:11 pm at 4:11 pm #883648bptParticipantAYC’s yeshiva guy / sunburn is my favorite so far. Zebra / lipstick is a close 2nd
June 6, 2011 5:01 pm at 5:01 pm #883649blinkyParticipantThe CR is black and whit(ish) and read all over!
June 6, 2011 5:03 pm at 5:03 pm #883650msseekerMemberAnd the winner is… Obama! (Entered by AYC)
(The loser is America.)
June 6, 2011 5:25 pm at 5:25 pm #883651goldieloxMemberA skunk inn a blender
June 6, 2011 7:08 pm at 7:08 pm #883652me tooMemberAYC ye got me! Go ahead with your Brownie & capture all the penguins
June 6, 2011 8:22 pm at 8:22 pm #883653bptParticipant“The CR is black and whit(ish)”
Uh oh, Blinky.. you just stepped on a hornets nest!
June 6, 2011 8:39 pm at 8:39 pm #883654blinkyParticipantWhy what was so wrong with that?
June 6, 2011 9:43 pm at 9:43 pm #883655bptParticipantOh, you are so temimusdik!
Becuase, not all CR members are exclusive black / white (y’know.. the colored shirt folks?)
I guess the color-shirt crowd cut you a break because they know you don’t have a mean bone in you.
June 6, 2011 10:48 pm at 10:48 pm #883656blinkyParticipanti was actually reffering to the layout of the cr- you know black words on a white page not the actual people 🙂
June 6, 2011 10:55 pm at 10:55 pm #883657MindOverChatterParticipantmsseker: lol!
June 7, 2011 1:30 am at 1:30 am #883658Midwest2ParticipantI’m a little puzzled. The African-Americans I know and work with aren’t black. They’re various shades of brown – from very dark to quite light – and some aren’t any darker than your average Southern European. Obama certainly isn’t “black” – maybe coffee with cream. (How black can he be when his mother was a white lady from Kansas?)
Leaving out blood, racism and political animosity, I think the classic answers are still “an embarrassed zebra” and “a newspaper.” Maybe now “CR.”
Maybe I’ll do a content analysis study of CR postings and see what percentage show violent tendencies. I’m still bent out of shape by what happened in New Skver, and the appearance of violent rhetoric in Jewish communication. It used to be only the Marxists and Bundists who talked about this sort of stuff, not religious people. Now I guess we’ve become a bunch of closet leftists.
June 7, 2011 1:35 pm at 1:35 pm #883659July 8, 2012 4:19 pm at 4:19 pm #883660Doodle-Man™MemberJuly 8, 2012 4:36 pm at 4:36 pm #883661SayIDidIt™Participantmoski, are we now doing it by day?
Good thread!
SiDi™
July 8, 2012 5:17 pm at 5:17 pm #883662Shopping613 🌠Participanta yeshiva bachur running
July 8, 2012 6:48 pm at 6:48 pm #883663YW Moderator-42ModeratorVanilla fudge ice cream with strawberries.
Black and white cookies with ketchup.
Coco puffs with milk and strawberries.
Somebody with a nosebleed eating a yodel.
July 8, 2012 6:58 pm at 6:58 pm #883664Doodle-Man™MemberVanilla fudge ice cream with strawberries.
Black and white cookies with ketchup.
Coco puffs with milk and strawberries.
Somebody with a nosebleed eating a yodel.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!! Vanilla fudge ice cream with strawberries?!
July 8, 2012 11:21 pm at 11:21 pm #883665yaff80ParticipantA tallis with cherryade spilled all over
July 8, 2012 11:22 pm at 11:22 pm #883666yaff80ParticipantIsraeli gefilte fish (carp – always a darkish colour) with mayo and chrayne
July 9, 2012 3:11 am at 3:11 am #883667ItcheSrulikMemberA penguin holding his breath.
A newspaper.
A (very rare Amazonian) frog in a blender.
PBA when he sees the owner of the bench in shul.
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