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    what do you think is the best answer to this question? My favorite answer is a yeshiva bachur on a date

    #883618
    bpt
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    A nun who’s been stung by a bee

    #883619
    apushatayid
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    a penguin playing with razor blades

    #883620
    hudi
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    A cow being shechted.

    #883621

    A sunburned zebra!

    #883622
    moishy
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    a newspaper

    #883623
    am yisrael chai
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    a yeshiva guy too cool for sunscreen

    #883624
    mewho
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    the package in which many black and white cookies are in

    #883625
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    The best guy in Lakewood. (redt)

    #883626
    YW Moderator-42
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    A skunk being attacked by an emu

    #883627
    posek
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    The Artscroll book In Black and White. A classic.

    #883628
    smartcookie
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    DY- I like yours best! Got me a chuckle!

    #883629
    emlf
    Member

    A typed-up sheet gone over by a proofreader

    #883630
    Health
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    A zebra being eaten by a lion.

    #883631

    an embarrassed nun

    #883632
    Midwest2
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    Why do so many posters use “blood” as the red element? Are we watching too many thriller movies?

    #883633
    Health
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    Midwest2 – For my example, it would be too much National Geographic shows!

    #883634
    am yisrael chai
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    “Why do so many posters use “blood” as the red element?”

    ok, how about a penguin with a diaper rash…

    or, if anyone here is old enough to remember, those black & white photos with the eyes overexposed??!

    #883635
    am yisrael chai
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    “Why do so many posters use “blood” as the red element?”

    how’s about a teenage zebra experimenting with lipstick?

    a dalmatian trying to paint its doghouse?

    or Charlie Chaplin playing paintball?

    Obama??!

    #883636

    1) A piano with a nosebleed.

    2) Pravda (this is an oldie. if you’re under 30, Google it. trust me ?)

    3) President Obama’s health care plan.

    4) Tomato rice soup. With a fly in it.

    5) An African-American astronaut. In his spacesuit. On Mars.

    6) A Bloody Mary, made with the aforementioned whiskey brand.

    7) Three painters. A Caucasian named “Black” who’s painting a firetruck. His partner, an African-American names “White”. And, the new hire, a native American, who came to work dressed as a crossword puzzle.

    #883637
    YW Moderator-42
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    ICOT

    “like”

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    YW Moderator-42-

    Domo arigato ?

    #883639
    me too
    Member

    AYC I am not picking a fight but I am old enough to remember, those black & white photos with the eyes overexposed??! & do not recall such a phenomenon.

    #883640
    kfb
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    Michael Jackson bleeding

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    am yisrael chai
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    wb

    the eyes would many times have red spots, almost looking bloodshot…sound familiar now? or was that just our camera? 🙂

    #883642
    me too
    Member

    AYC No such memories. I was no infant then (My wedding was Mr. Trainer’s last B&W job.)But niether am I senile.

    Besides wnere did the red come from. There were no dyes in the film. Red eye is/was quite common in color photograhy

    #883644
    Health
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    “the eyes would many times have red spots, almost looking bloodshot…sound familiar now? or was that just our camera?”

    What the poster is saying is this didn’t happen with black & white pictures only with the color pictures of yesteryear.

    #883645
    me too
    Member

    What the poster is saying is this didn't happen with black & white pictures only with the color pictures of yesteryear.

    Exactly !!!!

    Try searching for red eye effect

    #883646
    am yisrael chai
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    wb, you’re ok with a penguin that has a diaper rash but not ok with black & white photos with red eye??!

    #883647
    bombmaniac
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    a half albino black guy beaten to a pulp…or an injured zebra

    #883648
    bpt
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    AYC’s yeshiva guy / sunburn is my favorite so far. Zebra / lipstick is a close 2nd

    #883649
    blinky
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    The CR is black and whit(ish) and read all over!

    #883650
    msseeker
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    And the winner is… Obama! (Entered by AYC)

    (The loser is America.)

    #883651
    goldielox
    Member

    A skunk inn a blender

    #883652
    me too
    Member

    AYC ye got me! Go ahead with your Brownie & capture all the penguins

    #883653
    bpt
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    “The CR is black and whit(ish)”

    Uh oh, Blinky.. you just stepped on a hornets nest!

    #883654
    blinky
    Participant

    Why what was so wrong with that?

    #883655
    bpt
    Participant

    Oh, you are so temimusdik!

    Becuase, not all CR members are exclusive black / white (y’know.. the colored shirt folks?)

    I guess the color-shirt crowd cut you a break because they know you don’t have a mean bone in you.

    #883656
    blinky
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    i was actually reffering to the layout of the cr- you know black words on a white page not the actual people 🙂

    #883657
    MindOverChatter
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    msseker: lol!

    #883658
    Midwest2
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    I’m a little puzzled. The African-Americans I know and work with aren’t black. They’re various shades of brown – from very dark to quite light – and some aren’t any darker than your average Southern European. Obama certainly isn’t “black” – maybe coffee with cream. (How black can he be when his mother was a white lady from Kansas?)

    Leaving out blood, racism and political animosity, I think the classic answers are still “an embarrassed zebra” and “a newspaper.” Maybe now “CR.”

    Maybe I’ll do a content analysis study of CR postings and see what percentage show violent tendencies. I’m still bent out of shape by what happened in New Skver, and the appearance of violent rhetoric in Jewish communication. It used to be only the Marxists and Bundists who talked about this sort of stuff, not religious people. Now I guess we’ve become a bunch of closet leftists.

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    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    #883661
    SayIDidIt™
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    moski, are we now doing it by day?

    Good thread!

    SiDi™

    #883662
    Shopping613 🌠
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    a yeshiva bachur running

    #883663
    YW Moderator-42
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    Vanilla fudge ice cream with strawberries.

    Black and white cookies with ketchup.

    Coco puffs with milk and strawberries.

    Somebody with a nosebleed eating a yodel.

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    Vanilla fudge ice cream with strawberries.

    Black and white cookies with ketchup.

    Coco puffs with milk and strawberries.

    Somebody with a nosebleed eating a yodel.

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!! Vanilla fudge ice cream with strawberries?!

    #883665
    yaff80
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    A tallis with cherryade spilled all over

    #883666
    yaff80
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    Israeli gefilte fish (carp – always a darkish colour) with mayo and chrayne

    #883667
    ItcheSrulik
    Member

    A penguin holding his breath.

    A newspaper.

    A (very rare Amazonian) frog in a blender.

    PBA when he sees the owner of the bench in shul.

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