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August 22, 2013 12:16 am at 12:16 am #610428This name is already takenParticipant
Any ideas? I wear 9 in because they’re more comfy than 4 inch
August 22, 2013 12:50 am at 12:50 am #1141909Bookworm120ParticipantAre they comfortable because your feet get so numb you don’t feel the pain? 😀 (On a more serious vein, I went to the shoe store to get Yom Tov shoes a few months back, and my eyes bugged out at the heels — my feet were practically screaming, “Don’t put us in those, Bookworm120!” And when I tried on a pair for laughs, I realized why my feet felt so strongly against the notion!)
August 22, 2013 1:08 am at 1:08 am #1141910This name is already takenParticipantI meant ” how to break in with a nine inch stiletto before Tom tov”, but this thread can be about both
August 22, 2013 1:20 am at 1:20 am #1141911Bookworm120ParticipantWell…. If someone were trying to (C”V) break into my house while wearing 9-inch heels, I suppose I’d hear their click-clacking footsteps pretty quickly, so I’d recommend sticking to 4-inch heels if that’s what you’ve got in mind to do. 😛
August 22, 2013 1:25 am at 1:25 am #1141912YW Moderator-42ModeratorGive them to your wife to wear.
August 22, 2013 1:56 am at 1:56 am #1141913This name is already takenParticipantBookworm- I meant the knife called a stiletto (the shoe was named after it)
42- I’m not married
August 22, 2013 3:46 pm at 3:46 pm #1141914Bookworm120ParticipantWell, your original post clearly stated that you *wear* them, so … OH MY GOSH THAT PERSON WEARS KNIVES!!!! 😀
August 23, 2013 5:13 am at 5:13 am #1141915This name is already takenParticipantWear; ie, on my belt
August 23, 2013 1:41 pm at 1:41 pm #1141916apushatayidParticipanta hacksaw ought to do the trick
August 23, 2013 1:55 pm at 1:55 pm #1141917Shopping613 ðŸŒParticipantOf course, ALL my friends wear knives, they look awfully good in their hair, and taste very good when you swallow them. 😉
why do you need to wear heels? To inpress all the people that might be your husband one day? Sure, he’ll look back and be like “remember a few years b4 we actually went on a date, i saw you in those crazy nine inch heels…”
Bookworm120, glad to have you join us! I really like your sense of humor, Ive been scouring the CR for more posts from you! 🙂
August 23, 2013 2:42 pm at 2:42 pm #1141918Bookworm120ParticipantHm…. That’d still be pretty uncomfortable. How would one break in a 6 inch velociraptor claw then? I wear one in my archaeologist’s satchel. 🙂
August 23, 2013 4:44 pm at 4:44 pm #1141919Bookworm120Participant@Shopping613 — Aw, thanks! 🙂 Wait … OH MY GOSH, HER FRIENDS EAT KNIVES!!! :O
August 23, 2013 5:37 pm at 5:37 pm #1141920gavra_at_workParticipantThe OP must be nicknamed “spike”.
August 23, 2013 7:03 pm at 7:03 pm #1141921This name is already takenParticipantWait … OH MY GOSH, HER FRIENDS EAT KNIVES!!! :O
Big deal so do I, but only on shabbos because I’m on a sawfood diet.
August 24, 2013 6:54 pm at 6:54 pm #1141922Shopping613 ðŸŒParticipantLol, see the Welcome Wagon bookworm, thats where youll get a real welcome!
Sawfood? I havta try it, Ive been on a seefood diet for forever…..it dosent really work…my friend suggested i try a seafood diet instead, but its way too hard…
August 24, 2013 10:28 pm at 10:28 pm #1141923LevAryehMemberI prefer mailboxes.
August 25, 2013 2:12 am at 2:12 am #1141924This name is already takenParticipantLev- mealboxes are very fattening. Try regular lunch boxes.
August 25, 2013 11:14 am at 11:14 am #1141925LevAryehMemberYou ever try walking with lunch boxes on your feet? Clearly you have not. I’ll stick with mailboxes.
August 25, 2013 3:49 pm at 3:49 pm #1141926Bookworm120ParticipantBecause in mailboxes, not only can you hold your lunch, but your mail as well. 😛
August 25, 2013 9:08 pm at 9:08 pm #1141927This name is already takenParticipantBookworm isn’t lunch a mail?
Quote from wictionary
Mail (plural Mails)
?Food that is prepared and eaten, usually at a specific time (e.g. breakfast = morning mail, lunch = noon mail, etc).
August 26, 2013 2:07 am at 2:07 am #1141928Bookworm120Participant@This name is already taken — Well put! 😀
But my mail is made of Mithril, fresh from a dwarven mine. Houdini ate it all the time, which is what gave him a stomach of stainless steel (although they seemed to have mistaken their metals at the time), but, well, he’d missed elevenses the day he got punched in the stomach and….
March 11, 2016 10:55 am at 10:55 am #1141929This name is already takenParticipantMy stilletos got confiscated by the police after I tried breaking in with them.
March 11, 2016 3:37 pm at 3:37 pm #1141930MenoParticipantI don’t understand. If your heels are 9 inches high, how do your toes touch the floor?
March 13, 2016 7:56 am at 7:56 am #1141931This name is already takenParticipantread earlier comments
March 13, 2016 12:32 pm at 12:32 pm #1141932apushatayidParticipantSneakers are a better choice if you wish to break in. Just in case you have to run.
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