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Any ideas? I wear 9 in because they’re more comfy than 4 inch
Are they comfortable because your feet get so numb you don’t feel the pain? 😀 (On a more serious vein, I went to the shoe store to get Yom Tov shoes a few months back, and my eyes bugged out at the heels — my feet were practically screaming, “Don’t put us in those, Bookworm120!” And when I tried on a pair for laughs, I realized why my feet felt so strongly against the notion!)
Well…. If someone were trying to (C”V) break into my house while wearing 9-inch heels, I suppose I’d hear their click-clacking footsteps pretty quickly, so I’d recommend sticking to 4-inch heels if that’s what you’ve got in mind to do. 😛
Give them to your wife to wear.
Well, your original post clearly stated that you *wear* them, so … OH MY GOSH THAT PERSON WEARS KNIVES!!!! 😀
a hacksaw ought to do the trick
Of course, ALL my friends wear knives, they look awfully good in their hair, and taste very good when you swallow them. 😉
why do you need to wear heels? To inpress all the people that might be your husband one day? Sure, he’ll look back and be like “remember a few years b4 we actually went on a date, i saw you in those crazy nine inch heels…”
Bookworm120, glad to have you join us! I really like your sense of humor, Ive been scouring the CR for more posts from you! 🙂
Hm…. That’d still be pretty uncomfortable. How would one break in a 6 inch velociraptor claw then? I wear one in my archaeologist’s satchel. 🙂
@Shopping613 — Aw, thanks! 🙂 Wait … OH MY GOSH, HER FRIENDS EAT KNIVES!!! :O
The OP must be nicknamed “spike”.
Lol, see the Welcome Wagon bookworm, thats where youll get a real welcome!
Sawfood? I havta try it, Ive been on a seefood diet for forever…..it dosent really work…my friend suggested i try a seafood diet instead, but its way too hard…
I prefer mailboxes.
You ever try walking with lunch boxes on your feet? Clearly you have not. I’ll stick with mailboxes.
Because in mailboxes, not only can you hold your lunch, but your mail as well. 😛
@This name is already taken — Well put! 😀
But my mail is made of Mithril, fresh from a dwarven mine. Houdini ate it all the time, which is what gave him a stomach of stainless steel (although they seemed to have mistaken their metals at the time), but, well, he’d missed elevenses the day he got punched in the stomach and….
I don’t understand. If your heels are 9 inches high, how do your toes touch the floor?
Sneakers are a better choice if you wish to break in. Just in case you have to run.
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