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Do you know a really good one?
I love to quote a good “chap”…
(example:insomnia–nocturnally challenged)
overweight — gravitationally challenged
Nice middos = not that great in the looks dept.
Bald – follicly challenged
awful housekeeper – balabustically challenged
Garbage men- sanitation engineers
I always thought they were custodial engineers.
Dumb- Not especially bright!
my father insists that we say ‘not tall’ instead of short!!.. Not sure if that counts!
cozy apartment = tiny apartment
a fixer-upper = everything is broken
quaint = old
“low mileage” = I have a friend who turned back the mileage
Domestic Engineer = housewife
Dextrously challenged = “Batlan” (Not handy; 2 left hands:
Financially challenged = Poor:
vission controll coordinator = window washer
vertical transportaion unit = elevator
not yet motivated member of sociaty = someone on welfare
we call kids who don’t like to exert much energy for anything ‘conservationists’
Heimish: illiterate
I’m renovating: I’m going to show off the money that I don’t have to the whole neighborhood.
apushatayid-
wouldn’t that be for a janitor?
pumper — wouldn’t that be for a gas station attendant?
I’d put one for my screen name but I can’t think of a good one at the moment.
Chuck Jones branded those souls who drive poorly, create traffic jams, and prevent you from going where you want to go as members of the Anti-Destination League.
A member of the ADL – Anti “Deaf”amation League — those who protest the music at weddings – and rightfully so!
Chronologically Gifted = Senior Citizens
Enviromentel tecnition = janitor
Pleasantly plump–Heavy
Voluntary when you really mean mandatory
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