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One poster asks a question(that has more than one answer).
The next 10 posters reply.
Then you all nominate THE BEST ANSWER(only one,so the other 9 people have company being insulted).
After the poster is duly honored,it is time for the next QUESTION.
FIRST QUESTIONS:
What one word or sentence usually gets YELLED?
eclipse: “QUIET,PLEASE!”
Ana H-shem Hoshia/Hatzlicha Na
words with a certain number of letters
hashem hu helokim (after nielah on yom kipur)
agree with real-brisker
Touchdown!
In Karlin?
MAZAL TOV! (after the glass is smashed under the chuppah)
Chay V’kayom Noira umoroim Vkadosh. ( Its called “shrying chy vkayom” for a reason)
agree with ‘real-brisker’
chaptzem
givald
HELLLP!!
And also, of course: Ruff Ruff
msseeker wins.
A)Surprise
B)BOO
Boruch Shem Kivod Malchuso Lolom Vaed (Kol Nidre)
KESER
uNESANEH tOIKEF
BINGO
As a sentence: to your kids as they walk out the door in inclement weather
Take a coat!
WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m not yelling!
OUCH!
eclipse your answer is like an oxymoron- You yell “Quiet” lol
eclipse I got 2 votes!
Friday night on the corner of Bar Ilan & Shmuel HaNavi: “Shaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbossssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
I thought you (the boss) weren’t coming in today
eclipse – i thought the winner asks the next question
I got a computer at home so now I don’t have to go in to work in order to waste my day in the CR.
I was having a job interview
FORE!!!!!!!!
fore is what you yell when you hit the golf ball
the tyres on the train caught fire
I dreamt I was at work.
Nittul
Mazel tov
I vote blueprints!
words that are yelled;
L’chaim
Excuse for not coming to work;
I woke up with a terrrible headache wasnt feeling well!
I vote blueprints again
SHA!!!!!
and…..
My dog ate my car
I saw a guy trying to break into YOUR car, so I called police and had to wait around till they came.
Find me a boss who’d say, but next time…
words that get shouted:
TIMBER…
Something that gets shouted most often is, an interruption.
Best excuse for not showing up to work:
“I was stuck at the Blood Pressure Machine down at the pharmacy”
Can we have a NEW question please
First vote. I got one. Anyone else?
Your kidding, today is tuesday?
Ok new question – What is the best shprach/zug you’ve ever heard? In Yiddish, English or Hebrew
“What’s the most creative excuse you ever heard for NOT SHOWING UP TO WORK ONE DAY?”
I was snowed in…& none of the streets were plowed… & my car was stuck… & mass transit system was down & the airports were closed…
Best excuse for not showing up to work:
“I TOLD my wife the chicken looked undercooked last night…”
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