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im here with my chavereim and we wanna hear what r sum of the funny things you did back in highschool. we have this teacher who only gives out multiple choice tests so what we do is we pick the smartest guy( the one who we know is going to study anyways) and instead of everyone studying we just do this. Lets say the answer for question 1 is c so the guy coughs three times… and all of a sudden u see everyone pick up there pens and fill out the answer and so on and so forth, Rebbe doesnt chaoup and ofcource to make it a shtikel less noticeable ppl cough every once in awhile.
Another crazy story is… were obviously not allowed to smoke but every once in awhile sum1 would try to hide and smoke in the bathrooms. so we took a ciggarte and put it on the seat of the toilet and locked the door from the inside. the ciggarte was lit and smoke started coming out from under the stall our rebbe comes into the bathroom and marches up to the stall and screams” you better get out of their or im breaking down the door this is mamish not rite” and wen he didnt see anything happen…he mamish pushed the door so hard it broke. you cud just imagine his face wen he didnt c anyone….priceless lol
At my Bar Mitzvoh ‘party’, I took several styrofoam cups and poked a tiny hole in the bottom of each one and put them back in the stack of new cups.
Someone took the first one and of course it leaked, so they took the 2nd one placed it under the first one to catch the leak, and it too leaked, same for cups #3, #4, and #5…All stacked, one inside the other and all still leaking.
Finally they gave up, saying “These cups must all be defective”.
If they had taken just one more cup it would have worked because I only did it to a few cups.
Hasghacha Protis applies to practical jokes too 🙂
Well my friends class actually brought in a dead mouse stuck to a trap into their classroom!!!! GROSS!! YUCKY!!!
They found the mouse in another room and decided to have fun!!
Boy did they get into trouble….
BTW, I like this thread. I think it might be very enjoyable. Besides that we might realize that some posters are our classmates!!
What about the shtick we did in camp?
Sewing the counslers’ pjs to the sheets while they wre sleeping, LOLOLOLOL!
In high school there were three days a year where parents were invited to sit in on classes.
How many of us dressed up as our mothers and walked into the class, many times fooling the teacher, lol!
During class, we went around the classroom with each girl saying just one word: “chop”. The last girl in the last row yelled, “Timber!” and we all fell off our chairs!
Note: This was done in attempt to get the message across to the teacher that she should choose another calling.
I think we shld change the title of this thread to something more appropriate for such hilarious posts.
How bout all loading into a car during gym and going swimming & hot-tubbin’ at the hilton!!
I don’t want to be a macher. I have one cell phone, and that’s it’ I don’t need flashing lights on my car, and I don’t need 3 cell phones, 2 beepers, or a scanner to listen to Hatzalah calls.
That’s what a macher is. What does it have to do with playing pranks in school?
Feif un- I’ve got the same question. I don’t like the thread’s new title either.
Maybe name it real school pranks? Suggestions, anyone?
THANKS!!
smartcookie, you really like changing thread names, don’t you? 🙂
D a, Not really. I’m just a perfectionist!!
maskim on the name switch.. I was kinda nervous when i originally kliked on the thread… So nu? Let’s hear some more stories??
How about one from the perspective of the teacher?
I knew that there were some students who were going to take advantage of the multiple choice final that I was giving. I cut out a bar code from something and photocopied it onto the first page of the exam.
After handing out the exam I made sure to announce that they should check and double check that the number on the bar code matches the one on the answer sheet or it will be graded with the wrong answer key.
Oy, you should have seen some of those faces, I felt so bad for them.
hahaha that’s pretty funny! I think realize teachers were smart too!
…i mean that teachers could pull shtik too
Back to the original topic.
This didn’t happen in my class.
The English teacher announced that he was teaching them how to write a poem with a rhythm.
After a brief lesson he told them to try their own, saying he understood it was their first time writing a poem.
Some one said “Ride the train” and the whole class wrote the song from Journeys II.
The teacher (who wasn’t Jewish and never heard the song) was fascinated when he read the first paper to be handed in. Not only did it have the perfect beat but it also rhymed and had symbolism (the journey through life).
After reading all of them he assumed that one talented kid wrote it but he couldn’t figure out how the whole class copied it word for word without him noticing anything.
hahaha that’s hilarious! they all should’ve chosen different songs tho!
Dovv,
You were obviously not a student of mine.
A few short years before I became a teacher I was doing those things myself (to teachers who announced that they’ve been teaching for 45 years and they know all the tricks).
So I knew what to look out for and how to be on top of it.
Ya i no i was just kidding teachers, especially the frum ones, are always on top of things, unfortunately. Luckily we still have sum yopes’s around who still allow us get away with anything.
But why am I “obviously not a student” of yours?? Maybe I’m just playin’ u Dr. P?!?
Dovv
Part of the prank was for everyone to write the same exact thing, word for word, to make it appear as if they all did it together, yet he didn’t see anyone talking to anyone else.
oh wow…don’t get me started with them.. the ones at my former school did not speak english too well..and um lets just say they were not to pleased with us..we were major slobs and they would try to tell us all the time in broken up english to clean up after ourselves…we were getting tired of it so we decided to have a little fun..we decided to give them food which we had poured hot pepper all over ..they bit into it and turned to a tomatoe red…screaong at us…not in english but pure hard core spanish!!!! ahh it was beautiful..sadly they dont work for us anymore…i wonder why??
Dr. Pepper, I did that to a JEWISH English teacher! Journeys IV (thats Journeys 4 for all those illiterate guys!) and I wrote down “The Band” (I think) and handed it in. I got a A++!
Then I tried a song from one of the older Journeys, but couldn’t get away with it! But I still got a good mark, not like I cared, but either way…
I don’t know if you realize but some of the pranks here are not cute but just a chilul hashem.
But they’re sure entertaining me!
“English teacher! Journeys IV”
I meant: English teacher! When Journeys IV first came out…
Dovv-
If you are pranking me and I catch you, I’m going to post your grades for everyone to see.
LOL!! This is great stuff!! I don’t think this has to do with the title, but me and my friend once went over to the janitor in my yeshiva and he told us that he was chavrusos with another janitor (they were both mexicans)!!So I said, “what mesechta do you learn?He said, “Bava Kama”!!!! Me and my friend burst out laughing!! Itwas so funny !!! LOL!! 🙂
With the non-jewish teachers you can have quite a ball! My friend told me that their class told their teacher one chanuka that due to the holiday they can’t write or have homework. The only problem came when the principal found out about that one… Why do they always end up spoiling everything!:)
Peerim.. please visit the “Number of Participants in the CR” thread and take #62!!!
wat yeshiva is this? wat grade?
One year I got some fake blood capsules. I stuck one in my mouth, and right after class, went up to the teacher’s desk. Our teacher was an older man, who was kind of slow – I don’t know how he managed to do anything. Anyway, I walked up behind him, and tapped him. When he turned, I leaned so that his arm knocked into my jaw area (not too hard), then bit on the blood capsule. He turned around and saw bright red “blood” streaming out of my mouth. He almost had a heart attack! (Seriously, he turned white, began shaking, and fell back into his chair.)
when I was in high school,for purim shtick,my classmates took a copy of the schedule and made 7 diff copies. we hung a diff copy in each classroom, the teachers room, and the office. The teachers got so confused, they walked into one class and there was already a teacher there, so they checked the schedule and saw they both were in the wrong classroom!! It was really funny- this only worked because its a small school- so the one science teacher teaches every grade, same with hisroty, english… and so they dont know when they teach each class until they check the schedule!
A teacher asks the class a question. No one offers an answer. The teacher says “There are 30 dumb people in here”. One student from the back says, “Your wrong teacher, there are 31 dumb people in here.” The teacher gets angry, and throws the student out.
The student sticks his head into the door, and says, “The teacher was right, there are 30 dumb people in here!”
There is a Machlokes as to whether the location of the person follows his head or rov guf
This isn’t a prank, but it’s funny:
In the middle of the school year, my class got a new English teacher. Since she wasn’t in the classroom yet at the beginning of the period, we weren’t in our seats and didn’t notice her arrival. Suddenly, we heard a loud BANG!, and then another. We turned and saw a lady throwing the teacher’s chair on the floor! Apparently, this was the only method she knew for getting our attention.
The door opened, and the principal poked his head in and asked, “Is everyone OK?”
One girl answered, “Most of us are!”
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