Bad Poetry

Bad poems are better than good poems. Good poems speak to people, but bad ones make you throw up, which is great if you ingested chocolate and you are a dog.

So for example:

The simple things can be the keys

And they are not bumble beys

Except for some of the time when they are:

The best things in life don’t com in a jar.

Now you have to clean up. Wipe with a towel, and use baking soda and vinegar to remove the stain.