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What’s the riddle?
Like I wrote before
Like I wrote before
Just a little longer…
The ASPCA, DOMH etc. have been duly notified… They’re on the way..
Break me off a piece of that shoko babka?
Stop I want to get off
The best break is to go to sleep – 1/60th of death – Neshama returns to Shamayim and comes back revived – meanwhile, you get to taste blissful unconsciousness before returning to the world refreshed and ready to continue serving G-d and helping mankind (as part of your service to G-d).
Brake, the man said. Like the thingy in my car that doesn’t brake. (actually it does, with a lot of protesting, in the form of varying colors of warning signals)
I was commenting on the comments before mine. Also, brakes give you a break.
Nu, so do we get to find out what the riddle is?
Me? Dunno. The OP is NOT ME. I’ve had many other usernames, this one is not me. This character is one the chances (chanced) by, and flood(s) the places with…
What did the fireman say after breaking his leg on the fire-pole?
What?
how about, “Ouch!”
LuL: this was a riddle, something akin to, sort of, to a joke. A joke is something, (oh, how do you explain it?) humorous, amusing. Humor is something like…(oh no, what do I do now).. something you’re supposed to laugh, smile at.
Your point being..? A riddle does usually have an answer…
In case you don’t know what a riddle is, let me explain: The definition of a riddle is basically a joke that has a question and an answer. Someone asks a question, sometimes starting with the word what, for example, “What does a fireman say,etc?”, then you are supposed to say, “What?” and then they tell you the answer which is supposed to be funny.
got it?
Alternatively, instead of saying “what?”, you can try to guess the answer, like I do in my second post above.
Abba_S: Sorry the world won’t stop spinning for you
but you can go to sleep and then you won’t feel it.
The answer was already provided, like Jeopardy. We were supposed to ask the questions. So the answer would be “There was no brake…”
oh, thanks. I thought it was a new riddle. Either I don’t get it, or it’s not that funny. But thanks for satisfying my curiousity.
“Abba_S: Sorry the world won’t stop spinning for you”
I always thought the earth rotated and the world was stationary.
How do you know that the world/earth wouldn’t stop for me? It stopped in the time of Joshua when time stopped for him. Not that I am holy enough for Hashem to do it for me but it could happen. Or it could be that you are holier then me and your prayers are overriding mine.
May the holy portals be cleared for all the brachot to come through please Hashem
Guys, GoGoGo used to post tons of these strange comments about moving and running, I don’t think they were meant to be analyzed, especially not a year later. Some sleeping dogs are best left alone.
“May the holy portals be cleared for all the brachot to come through please Hashem”
Of cause Hashem’s blessings will come through as he controls the gatekeepers. The question is, us common folk will our prayers make it through the heavenly gates to Hashem.
Wishing everyone a Good Shabbos.
Shavua tov everyone 🙂
Shavua Tov to you Lightbrite, all the posters in the CR, and all of Am Yisrael!
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