Debit card = Bad credit
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Astronomer = moon starer
Astronomer = no more stars
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
Sherlock Holmes = He’ll mesh crooks
Conversation = Voices Rant On
The Eyes = They See
Funeral = Real Fun
comfort is = microsoft
Saddam Hussain = Humans sad side
A telescope = To see place
Elvis = lives
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Schoolmaster = The classroom
Garbage Man = Bag Manager
A telephone girl = Repeating “Hello”
Postmaster = Stamp Store
The ears = Hear set
I run to escape = A persecution
Butterfly = Flutter-by
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar
Vacation Times = I’m Not as Active
Vacation time = I am not active
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
The Detectives = Detect Thieves
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
New York Times = Monkeys write
New York Times = Monkey writes
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