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True or False?
True, if you fill it with explosives and throw it at him/her.
The Wolf
Joe -“An Apple A Day, Will Keep The Doctor Away.”
I don’t think that saying was meant to be taken literally.
I think it was meant to say if you eat healthy, you’ll decrease the chance of getting sick!
Eating fresh fruits and vegetables has been know since antiquity to promote health.
it was meant for “keep the APPLE Iphone away & it will keep your ruchnius doctor (Mashgiach) away” (prevent you from going down in yiddishkeit C”V)
MA,
That’s probably what they meant…
True, just make sure not to eat the apple. Just add one more apple to your collection every day. That way as the oldest one becomes decomposed enough to just smell like plain old dirt there will be another one to smell rotten. The stink will be so bad it will keep doctors (and everyone else) away!
I’m confused. Did MA just say that *not* having an iPhone delays Mashiach?
No, he said it will keep away the Mashgiach.
Oh, so he did. My bad. I missed the G.
If the Mashgiach leaves (gives up on) a person having an I-phone then shouldn’t he would be going down in yiddishkeit not up. Also the Mashgiach wouldn’t want him on the internet so it would be all smart phones not just Apple I-phones.
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