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January 10, 2012 6:39 pm at 6:39 pm #861043OneOfManyParticipant
The word ????? IS very broad…and I don’t think I would ever define it as baptism in the context we are dealing with here.
The link: lolololol 😀
January 10, 2012 7:55 pm at 7:55 pm #861044BTGuyParticipantI dont know of any Hermens in the bible.
Is Hermeneutics like Yogi or Bushisms??
January 10, 2012 8:28 pm at 8:28 pm #861045WolfishMusingsParticipant????? ????? = Septaguint (work produced, not actual writing)
Um… not quite. The Septuagint that we have today is not the famous ????? ????? described in the Gemara. Aside from the fact that the extant LXX doesn’t have the changes recorded in the Gemara, there is also the fact that there are several *other* differences between the Tanach and the extant LXX.
For example, I’m sure many of you are aware of the verse in the Christian Bible in Acts that says that 75 people went down to Egypt with Yaakov (as opposed to the count of 70 that we have). Most people in the frum world tend to assume that the author of Acts simply made a typo. The truth, however, is that the author of Acts was using the LXX, where Beraishis 46 lists 75 people, not the 70 (or 69) that we have in our version.
In addition, the LXX that we have today covers all of Tanach while it’s clear from the Gemara in Megillah that the ????? ????? only covered the Chumash.
As a result, you cannot say that the ????? ????? (i.e. the work that was produced) is the Septuagint that is extant today.
The Wolf
January 10, 2012 11:12 pm at 11:12 pm #861046OneOfManyParticipant????? ????? = Septaguint (work produced, not actual writing)
January 10, 2012 11:31 pm at 11:31 pm #861047WolfishMusingsParticipant????? ????? = Septaguint (work produced, not actual writing)
I guess I’m not understanding your point. I’m not sure what you mean by “work produced, not actual writing.”
The Wolf
January 11, 2012 2:44 am at 2:44 am #861048OneOfManyParticipantI was acknowledging your point. But I put it on the list all the same, because in the amusing English translations (like the English ??? ???? that I’m getting all these specimens from), they call the actual event “the Septaguint.” (Which makes sense, because that’s more accurate to literal form.)
January 11, 2012 2:49 am at 2:49 am #861049OneOfManyParticipantI know that wasn’t at all clear in the original post, but I didn’t think anyone would call me on it. 🙂
January 11, 2012 2:17 pm at 2:17 pm #861050BTGuyParticipantHey…I thought I deleted my post above. Somehow it made to print anyway.
January 11, 2012 9:20 pm at 9:20 pm #861051BaalHaboozeParticipant1) ??????? = to betroth
2) ??????? = a concubine
3) ?????? = phylacteries
some of these are, literally, one for the ages! hilarious!
January 12, 2012 4:15 am at 4:15 am #861052OneOfManyParticipantAntediluvian
(Not really a translation of anything, but it’s an amusing Biblical allusion.)
January 12, 2012 6:33 pm at 6:33 pm #861053kgh5771ParticipantNot Biblical, but related:
Ramba”m – Maimonides
Ramba”n – Nachmanides
Ralba”g – Gershonides
January 12, 2012 6:54 pm at 6:54 pm #861054OneOfManyParticipantI first came across Gershonides a couple of weeks ago…I laffed. 🙂
January 17, 2012 4:20 am at 4:20 am #861055OneOfManyParticipant????? = tractate
January 17, 2012 5:22 am at 5:22 am #861056dashâ„¢ParticipantI first came across Gershonides a couple of weeks ago…I laffed. 🙂
Philosophers are assigned Latin surnames if they don’t already have one. That way they can be referanced consistantly in other works. (I’m not sure why there is an exception for Greek philosophers.)
January 17, 2012 9:47 pm at 9:47 pm #861057OneOfManyParticipantI know…it just sounds funny. 🙂 That whole lecture belonged in this thread, come to think of it…
March 19, 2012 4:31 pm at 4:31 pm #861058OneOfManyParticipant????? ????? = Decalogue
??? ??? = Duodecalogue
March 19, 2012 5:30 pm at 5:30 pm #861059OneOfManyParticipant*???? ??????
March 19, 2012 7:27 pm at 7:27 pm #861060ItcheSrulikMemberAlong the lines of Gershonides
Philo = ??????
Fun fact about Ralbag (Gershonides): he has a crater on the moon named after him, and it isn’t and it isn’t called “Gershonides” — it’s called “Rabbi Levi.”
March 19, 2012 8:52 pm at 8:52 pm #861061OneOfManyParticipantPhilo? Lol, that’s rich. 😛
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