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You may need to think a little out of the box for some of these:
dilate: live long
abominable: a bull that swallowed a bomb
professor: opposite of confessor
pharmacist: a farm hand
psychopath: crazy paving
agog: a half finished Jewish place of worship
aftermath: relaxation following your algebra class
infantry: a small tree
artery: the study of paintings
nitrate: the price after the sun goes down
post operative: a mailman
aadvark: a German expression to describe something that is difficult to do
oyster: a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms
benign: what you be after you be 8
syntax: paying a priest for absolution after a wrong doing
thesaurus: a dinosaur that studies words
balderdash: a rapidly receding hairline
afterdraft: life following conscription
goad: the past tense of go
morbid: a higher offer
oxymoron: a person as dumb as an ox
recovery room: a place to do upholstery
satire: to be seated in a more elevated position
avoidable: what the bullfighter tries to do
counterfeiters: workers who install kitchen closets
hamlet: a small pig
medieval: not completely wicked
medical staff: a doctor’s walking stick
acre: someone that aches
liqor: what an animal does to her offspring to get them clean
PLEASE ADD MORE
Tired: ran over
“I can fish”
Does this mean:- 1) I am able to fish a fish out of the lake? or Does it mean:- 2) I place fish into metal cans.
he he. scrutinize.
lol oyster is really funny.
sausage: when marinara gets old
candelabra: the spell to turn lights on
biology: the study of leave-taking
apartment: rural living
coffee: the person onto whom one coughs
giraffiti: vandalism spray-painted very very high
congress:opposite of progress (for Americans only)
politics: lots of blood-sucking insects
calories: little creatures that live in my closet and sew my clothes a little tighter every night while i sleep.
progress- opposite of congress
(so true! lol!)
Disintary: Insulting someone named Terrell
Disintary isn’t a word. Try dysentery (or then again, don’t).
armchair: relaxing place to put your gun down and sit
sweater: bad thing to wear in the summer
refrigerator: something that frigerates again
airplane- land in the sky
Really great stuff Shticky had me rolling.
Fantastic postings! lol
i try harder
reserved- leftovers.
Perpetrator – One who keeps on doing it.
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