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    TheGoq
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    The President pardoned two turkeys yesterday named Caramel and Popcorn sadly the presidential turkeys who live on a very nice farm after their 15 minutes of fame don’t live for very long after because they are not bred to live they are bred to be eaten they are fattened up much more than they should be and their skeletal structures cannot handle all the extra weight and it cause severe illness so they usually die within a year of their pardon.

    #989728
    twisted
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    Which gently knocks at the door of the kashrus of the modern turkey, and the modern chicken. The halachic litmus tests for a molested animal to escape a treifa designation is living 12 nonths, and breeding. The modern factory produced chicken is fast tracked to market weight at 7 weeks, often at the expense of nervous development, and of feathering. These birds would not survive long in the sun, or in any natural barnyard environment. The turkey is engineered to be so white meat loaded, that the toms are too clumsy to mate, and thus all turkey production is by means of AI.

    #989729
    popa_bar_abba
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    Why does everything have to come back to molesting for you? I’m pretty sure nobody is molesting the turkeys

    #989730
    LevAryeh
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    Allen Iverson produces all the turkeys?

    #989731
    twisted
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    You are mochul for the snide remark popa, I used the term to substitute for nidras, which could have needed long explanation.

    #989732
    👑RebYidd23
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    Turkeys have rights! It is an outrage that turkeys can’t vote! They are way more intelligent than the average politician!

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