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“Young Moishe, moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’
Moishe replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’
The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’
Moishe said, ‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.’
The farmer asked, ‘what ya gonna do with him?
Moishe said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle off a dead horse!’
Moishe said, ‘Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’
A month later, the farmer met up with Moishe and asked, ‘What happened with that dead horse?’
Moishe said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a net profit of $898.00.’
The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’
Moishe said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.’
Moishe grew up and works for the government……….”
Nu does any one have any more yiddishe Kop ideas?
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