A Humorous Item

post it! post it! post it! edit & post! yeah!

OK OK you want the “joke” here it is. I took the liberty of removing the improper reference and replaced it with a more appropriate term. This is a one time special E’Shabbos deal. Please do not ask what the replacement term replaced, YW Moderator-72

and the joke is

a man answered his door only to be confronted by a young, well dressed man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “good day sir”, said the young man “if i can take a couple of minutes of your time, i would like to demonstrate the very latest vacuum cleaner”

“go away, i have no money” and the man of the house as he proceeded to close the door.

quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot into the door and pushed it opened. “dont be so hasty!” he said “not untill u have seen my demonstration” and with the he poured a bucket of dirt onto the carpet. “if this vacuum cleaner does not remove every trace of the dirt, i will personally eat the remainder.”

the man of the house stepped back and said “well i hope u have a great appetite because they cut of my electricity this morning!! what part of no money did you not understand??

lol ha!! I know that joke! yea it’s a lil killed but thanx mod 72! U rock anyways!

syriansephardi: the origanal joke sounded way better!!!

An acquaintance of mine was in China for the Olympics last summer. He was always on the lookout for athletes so that he could take a picture with them. One day, he spotted a man carrying a very long pole. He quickened his steps to catch up to the man, and called out to him, “Excuse me, are you a pole-vaulter?”

The man turned around, looked him up and down, and replied, “No, I am German. But how did you know my name is Walter?”

alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps you forget the question!!!!

random question for syriansephardi (i know it doesn’t belong here):

do you really laugh every time you “lol”? if you do you must be a really happy person.

Moish: I’m a very very happy person BLIAYIN HARA!!!!!!!

Nope, we don’t

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Lol doesn’t mean I’m laughing, I can’t explain it but us girls get the point

Yup, noticed that moish. I’m glad that you’re smiling now:}

btw, how was your shabbos?

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Bh we got back syrian’s joke! It’s very important to stand up for one another,you hear that mod-72?!

that old “joke” has been around for decades. I heard it when I was a kid AND I have been around for decades :o) I had no objection to the joke itself, I did object to inappropriate terminology within the story. We do not have time to sanitize all posts – and that is one of the reasons why we have a delete button available. I am sure that everyone knows that if a person will repeatedly send inappropriate posts, they will lose access to post. YW Moderator-72

moish01: & when you found out brook was your cousin!!! yeah how was shobbos, did ya play candyland again with your lil sisters???

it wsa pretty good. lots of chulet (ok now THAT deserves a 🙂 god- i have to LOOK for the “)” item!)

and curious, i didn’t exactly have a choice i the bed pic. i had the one plastered on by force so it doesn’t count.

syriansephardi: so i’m correct to say your less than 20????

less than 20? of course! she’s probably still in high school.

you run out of luck when 200 lbs jumps on you.

Roshyeshiva: whyyy do u feel bad for me exactly??

Sorry roshyeshiva I just went back and read…u felt bad cuz they didn’t post my joke. Thanx 🙂

Moish: just cuz I’m under 20 doesn’t still mean I’m in highschool…..but u still are right?

Moish: ?????

Syrian: no problem buddy. And anonymiss: I wasn’t referring to you,if you’ll go back i pushed the mods to put back syrian’s joke and one of the mods left a long comment on my post but didn’t state which one he is so i referred to him as mod-anonymous.

Please don’t be so proud of yourself – you did NOT push this mod or any other mod into doing anything. I had time, I cleaned it and published it as a one time E’Shabbos deal. YW Moderator-72

Alright mod-72 i take back my words. How about a good joke? have any?

moish01: i guess your right about the luck factor there!!!

RY, you got it!

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THIS IS A HUMOR THREAD!! PLEASE REFER TO PERSONAL CONVERSATION THREAD…

Any more jokes anyone? I have a good one:

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Italian – throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.

The Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese – eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian – drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli – sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a Device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian – blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union for a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are trying to explain to the Israeli why he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.