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September 4, 2009 1:56 pm at 1:56 pm #1173548areivimzehlazehParticipant
Rachel613- I’m a bit late, but WELCOME to the Grand CR 🙂
Please stick around and post!
September 4, 2009 2:45 pm at 2:45 pm #1173549A600KiloBearParticipantBS”D
Vaad Merkozi d’Sinas Chinom veMachloikes introduces Dor Reshoim.
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Our system is very simple. We assign every prospective shidduch a number which is posted with their real name and address in every mikveh, coffee room, pizza shop and simcha hall in the US, Eretz Yisroel and Europe. Then, our network of bulvanim and choleiriois who see that information report back to our kommandanten who in turn share their information with you depending upon that all important factor – how much you pay them.
Our affordable sliding scale of payment, with rates depending on yichus, factors you want us to observe, and the car you drive (including whether you own it or lease it) is determined before the number is assigned and is as arbitrary as the shidduch process itself thereby guaranteeing its value.
For more information call 1-888-RESH-OIM now or contact Mechel or Gnendle in the men’s or ladies’ mikveh respectively.
September 4, 2009 5:58 pm at 5:58 pm #1173551mepalMemberThe coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn’t find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
“I’ve got to get this guy!” Coach said to himself.. “He has the perfect arm!”
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
“Mom,” he says into the phone, “I just won the Super Bowl!”
“I don’t want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. “You deserted us. You are not my son!”
“I don’t think you understand, Mother,” the young man pleads “I’ve won the greatest sporting event in the world. I’m here among thousands of my adoring fans.” a
“No! Let me tell you!” his mother retorts. “At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week!” The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,”I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit!”
September 5, 2009 5:38 pm at 5:38 pm #1173552Mrs. BeautifulMembermepal, I dont get it…
September 5, 2009 6:13 pm at 6:13 pm #1173553A600KiloBearParticipantBS”D
Mordechai ben David and Shlomo Carlebach were supposed to put out an album together many years ago. However, the project was canceled when it became evident the best title would be “MBD and LSD”.
September 5, 2009 8:26 pm at 8:26 pm #1173554namelessMemberA boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist
complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and
asked how long it took him to catch them.
“Not very long,” answered the Mexican.
“But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his
needs and those of his family.
The American asked, “But what do you do with the rest of your time?”
“I sleep late, fish a little and play with my children. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my
friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. I
have a full life.”
The American interrupted, “I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help
you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell
the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger
boat.”
“And after that?” asked the Mexican.
“With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second
one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of
trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then
negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your
own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico
City , Los Angeles , or even New York City ! From there you can direct
your huge new enterprise.”
“How long would that take?” asked the Mexican.
“Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years,” replied the American.
“And after that?”
“Afterwards? Well my friend, that’s when it gets really interesting,”
answered the American, laughing. “When your business gets really big,
you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!”
“Millions? Really? And after that?” asked the Mexican.
“After that you’ll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the
coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying
your friends.”
And the moral of this story is: ……… Know where you’re going in
life… you may already be there.
September 6, 2009 11:37 am at 11:37 am #1173556FunnyBunnyMemberI’m pretty new here myself, but of course you get welcomed! Welcome! I loved the one about the son-in-law!
September 6, 2009 5:19 pm at 5:19 pm #1173557mepalMemberyeah, the son in law one was good.
Welcome, funny bunny! Stick around!
September 6, 2009 5:39 pm at 5:39 pm #1173558yossi z.MemberNEW PEOPLE!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 7, 2009 3:51 am at 3:51 am #1173559sunflowerMemberhere is a few good jokes:
what do you get when you put a grandfather into the oven? baked ziti -zaidy
what do you get when you put an uncle into the oven? “fetter”cheini
your son in law is like an esrog: you first check him out for a long time then you show him off to your friends and family and then dance with hin for seven days and then you make compote out him?
what goes up but never goes down? your age
hope you enjoy!
September 7, 2009 12:59 pm at 12:59 pm #1173560mepalMemberyossi z.
Member
NEW PEOPLE!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anything wrong with the old?
September 7, 2009 5:03 pm at 5:03 pm #1173561mepalMemberI was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, ‘If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?’
‘No, I had to stop drinking years ago’, the homeless woman told me.
‘Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?’ I asked.
‘No, I don’t waste time shopping,’ the homeless woman said. ‘I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.’
‘Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?’ I asked.
‘Are you NUTS!’ replied the homeless woman. I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!’
‘Well, I said, ‘I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.’
The homeless Woman was shocked. ‘Won’t your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.’
I said, ‘That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.’
September 7, 2009 6:32 pm at 6:32 pm #1173562Mrs. BeautifulMemberA Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where
they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida
on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband
checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he
decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left
out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error,
sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere inHouston, a widow had just returned home from
her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory
following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives
and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and
fainted.
The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
Date: October 16, 2007
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now
and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.
I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that
everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful
as mine was.
September 7, 2009 6:58 pm at 6:58 pm #1173563September 7, 2009 7:14 pm at 7:14 pm #1173564mepalMemberkapusta, that would’ve made sense, only yossi wrote that yesterday :-/
Mrs. Beautiful, lol!
September 7, 2009 8:06 pm at 8:06 pm #1173565LAerMemberMrs. Beautiful, I think the end to that email was: P.S. Sure is hot down here!
September 8, 2009 4:55 am at 4:55 am #1173566h2MemberPresident Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room.
She complains that it’s the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes,
Mr. President–I’ll remove the mirrors right away.
September 9, 2009 2:03 pm at 2:03 pm #1173568A600KiloBearParticipantBS”D
A bakasho nafshis and final psak regarding the burning of garbage bins in Yerushalayim:
“How long must klal Yisroel who walk in the dim, flickering light of kanoius for show keep burning garbage bins with no purpose whatsoever? It is known to the greatest of gedoilim, arvei d’rabbonon Reb Moussa as-Sabih, Reb Yishmoel as-Sabih, Reb Moussa al-Dib Beck, Reb Yishmoel Daoud al-Beyda, Reb Haroun Cohen and others of their most holy and deluded ilk that the sole purpose of a fire is to incinerate with the flames of the klipa of kanoius that which is sewn for the klipa of tzioinis, namely the blue and white official dishrag of the medine. We hereby proclaim that it is ossur lemehadrim to burn any garbage bin which does not contain at least three such flags of a dimension not less than six square amois each.
Our hyliger burqa and kaffiye boutiques in Ramallah ir hakoidesh are standing at the ready to sell such dishrags for the continuing demonstrations insh’allah and it is recumbent upon each true kanoi leshem ha-Shish and leshem atzmoi to purchase such flags for incendiary purposes only.”
Signed:
Arba Misois Beis Din d’Inyonei Kanois of the Eida haMachridis, al-Quds as-Sharif
Admor”on Imam Hassan Nasrkakah, Grand Sharia Beis Din of Admas Koidesh Levanoin
Av Beis Din of the Great Beis Din of Public Amputations and Executions, Mahmoud Amadjihadi, Teheran, Iran
Grand Rabbi of the Miskenois haReshoim, Erev Rav Koirach Fleischinfishgonver
September 9, 2009 2:56 pm at 2:56 pm #1173569Rachel613MemberDear Friends:
It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news.
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Cap’n Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very ‘smart’ cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky in his youth and a crusty old man, he was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus the bun they had in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
September 9, 2009 3:10 pm at 3:10 pm #1173570workingMembervery cute i like that one — welcome rachel613
September 9, 2009 3:19 pm at 3:19 pm #1173571mepalMemberHi working! Stick around!
September 9, 2009 3:53 pm at 3:53 pm #1173572yossi z.Membermepal:yossi z.
Member
NEW PEOPLE!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anything wrong with the old?
no i am just excited that we have even more people!
September 9, 2009 4:00 pm at 4:00 pm #1173573mepalMemberlol, just teasing ya!
September 9, 2009 4:27 pm at 4:27 pm #1173574yossi z.Membertrust me i was temted to send it back but for some even (or is that odd) reason i didn’t 😛
September 9, 2009 4:33 pm at 4:33 pm #1173575mepalMemberawww, you could’ve!
(btw, its temPted 😉
September 9, 2009 7:01 pm at 7:01 pm #1173577squeakParticipantSomething I once overheard:
‘For years I was saddened at the sheer number of neighborhoods that had signs up that said “Slow Children at Play”. I would shake my head and wonder what kind of future all of these children could look forward to. What do all these kids become when they grow up? When I expressed my concerns to a friend, he assured me that their future was undoubtedly secure – judging by the sheer number of signs along the highways that say “Slow Men at Work”.’
September 9, 2009 7:02 pm at 7:02 pm #1173578mepalMemberROTFLMepalsKO!!!
squeak, are you BLONDE by any chance?? lol
September 9, 2009 7:31 pm at 7:31 pm #1173579mepalMemberA girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was
named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”
“HELLLOOOOOOO……,” answered the blond. “They’re watch dogs!”
September 9, 2009 7:34 pm at 7:34 pm #1173580RaisedEyebrowMembergood one!! (squeak)
September 9, 2009 8:16 pm at 8:16 pm #1173581mepalMemberHigh School Exit Exam
(Passing requires 4 correct answers)
1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War Last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI’s first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.
Check your answers below…
ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
1) How long did the Hundred Years War Last?
116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?November
5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of?
Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
Dogs
7) What was King George VI’s first name?
Albert
8) What color is a purple finch ?
Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Orange (of course)
What do you mean,
You failed?
Me, too.
And if you try
to tell me you passed,
me think you might lie!
September 9, 2009 8:42 pm at 8:42 pm #1173582yossi z.Membermepal: if you have a problum with my spelling than teech me english!
September 9, 2009 9:29 pm at 9:29 pm #1173584WolfishMusingsParticipantActually, Mepal, I would have passed.
I knew that the Hundred Years’ War lasted 116 years.
I knew that the October Revolution is commemorated in what is November in the Gregorian calendar (but at the time of the revolution in Russia they were still using the Julian calendar).
I knew catgut does not come from cats (although, to be fair, I said sheep — not sheep and horses)
I knew George’s first name was Albert (he was called “Bertie” by his family).
and
I knew that the black boxes were orange.
I knew that Panama hats did not come from Panama, but did not know where.
I did not know about camel hair brushes (although by the time I got to that question, I figured out the theme of the quiz — so I knew it wasn’t camel.)
I never thought about the Canary Islands, but considering the Latin root for dog it makes sense. (and, BTW, the Canary Islands are in the Atlantic, off the coast of Africa — not the Pacific. They were an important stopping point in early American exploration).
I did not know the color of a purple finch (outside of the context of the quiz, I would have guessed “purple,” and I never heard of Chinese gooseberries.
The Wolf
September 9, 2009 11:09 pm at 11:09 pm #1173585yossi z.Memberyay! so you going further than highschool or was that too narow of a call? 😛
September 10, 2009 6:55 am at 6:55 am #1173586mepalMemberGood job, wolf. Although I do assume you are a bit past 12th grade. Being that you have years of experience behind you, you’re kinda disqualified 😉
September 10, 2009 7:19 am at 7:19 am #1173587JaxMembersqueak, mepal, & rachel613: all great ones! keep em coming!
sent out via text message- Rabbanim have assured text messaging! please pass this on & don’t break the chain!
September 10, 2009 3:45 pm at 3:45 pm #1173588mepalMemberBy the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND “TENJOOBERRYMUDS”….
In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following ?conversation until you are able to understand the term “TENJOOBERRYMUDS”.
With a little patience, you’ll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes…
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest
and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today……
Room Service : “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”
Guest : “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”
Room Service: ” Rye . Roon sirbees…morrin! Joowish to oddor
sunteen???”
Guest: “Uh….. Yes, I’d like to order bacon and eggs.”
Room Service: “Ow July den?”
Guest: “…..What??”
Room Service: “Ow July den?!?… Pryed, boyud, poochd?”
Guest: “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.”
Room Service: “Ow July dee baykem? Crease?”
Guest: “Crisp will be fine.”
Room Service: “Hokay. An Sahn toes?”
Guest: “What?”
Room Service: “An toes. July Sahn toes?”
Guest: “I… Don’t think so.”
RoomService: “No? Judo wan sahn toes???”
Guest: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan
sahn toes’ means.”
RoomService: “Toes! Toes!…Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin
we bodder?”
Guest: “Oh, English muffin!!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘toast’… ?
Fine….Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”
RoomService: “We bodder?”
Guest: “No, just put the bodder on the side.”
RoomService: “Wad?!?”
Guest: “I mean butter.. Just put the butter on the side.”
RoomService: “Copy?”
Guest: “Excuse me?”
RoomService: “Copy…tea..meel?”
Guest: “Yes. Coffee, please… And that’s everything.”
RoomService: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we
bodder on sigh and copy …. Rye??”
Guest: “Whatever you say.”
RoomService: “Tenjooberrymuds.”
Guest: “You’re welcome”
Remember I said “By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
‘TENJOOBERRYMUDS’ “…..and you do, don’t you!
September 10, 2009 5:24 pm at 5:24 pm #1173589September 10, 2009 7:03 pm at 7:03 pm #1173590kapustaParticipantEthical Behavior
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer.
“If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.”
“It’s in the judge’s hands now,” said the lawyer.
“Would it help if I sent the judge a box of
cigars?”
“Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical
behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in
contempt of court. In fact, you shouldn’t even smile at the judge.”
Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant.
As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, “Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It worked!”
“I’m sure we would have lost the case if
you’d sent them.” “But, I did send them.”
“What? You did?” said the lawyer, incredulously.
“Yes. That’s how we won the case.”
“I don’t understand,” said the lawyer.
“It’s easy. I sent the cigars to the judge,
but enclosed the plaintiff’s business card.”
September 10, 2009 7:44 pm at 7:44 pm #1173591mepalMemberkapusta, good one!!
September 10, 2009 7:54 pm at 7:54 pm #1173592areivimzehlazehParticipantmepal- I posted that as my favorite email a few pages back (maybe it’s in the Good Emails thread). Great one
September 10, 2009 7:59 pm at 7:59 pm #1173593mepalMembererrr, sorry :-/
September 13, 2009 12:01 am at 12:01 am #1173594A600KiloBearParticipantBS”D
“Judaism is not just lox and gefilte fish. It’s skila, sreyfa, hereg, chenek and kooreis”
Sign in front of the Creedmoor Kiruv Center.
September 13, 2009 3:41 am at 3:41 am #1173595sunflowerMembermepal, tenjooberrymuds! i loved it! keep ’em comin’
September 14, 2009 3:19 pm at 3:19 pm #1173596mepalMemberA man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, “Sir, what will you have?”
The man thought a moment then replied, “A martini please.”
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, “Sir, what is your IQ?”
The man answered “oh, about 164.”
The robot then proceeded to discuss the ‘theory of relativity’, ‘inter-stellar space travel’, ‘the latest medical break throughs’, etc…….
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tactic. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? “A Martini please.”
Again it was superb. The robot again asked “what is your IQ sir?”
This time the man answered, “Oh about 100”. So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool…. Again a martini, and the question, “What is your IQ?”??
This time the man drawled out “Uh….. bout 50”.
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
“A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?”
September 14, 2009 3:36 pm at 3:36 pm #1173597mepalMemberTwo Muslim mothers are comparing notes.
The older of the Muslim mothers pulls out her bag and starts flipping through family photos and reminiscing.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos,
gently lays her hand on the first woman’s shoulder and says:
September 14, 2009 6:40 pm at 6:40 pm #1173598squeakParticipantoi, mepal
September 14, 2009 7:09 pm at 7:09 pm #1173599mepalMemberwhat? Your kishkes came out completely now?
September 14, 2009 11:59 pm at 11:59 pm #1173600A600KiloBearParticipantBS”D
Sign spotted in front of a hymische gescheft that helps people apply for Federal benefits (translated from the Yiddish):
“May you be inscribed in the book of welfare, disability, Medicare and section 8 for a good and sweet New Year”
September 15, 2009 7:02 am at 7:02 am #1173601JaxMemberA600KiloBear: your a panic man! every post of your’s is down right hilarious!
September 15, 2009 9:55 pm at 9:55 pm #1173602kapustaParticipantOn the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashana, there is a ceremony called Tashlich. Jews traditionally go to a body of water to pray and throw bread crumbs into the water. Symbolically, the fish devour their sins.
Occasionally, people ask what kind of bread crumbs should be thrown. Here are suggestions for breads which may be most appropriate for specific sins and misbehaviors:
For ordinary sins: White Bread
For particularly dark sins: Pumpernickel
For complex sins: Multi-Grain
For twisted sins: Pretzels
For tasteless sins: Rice Cakes
For sins of indecision: Waffles For sins committed in haste: Matzoh
For sins of chutzpah: Fresh Bread
For substance abuse: Stoned Wheat
For petty larceny: Stollen
For committing auto theft: Caraway
For timidity/cowardice: Milk Toast
For ill-temperedness: Sourdough
For silliness, eccentricity: Nut Bread
For not giving full value: Shortbread
For jingoism, chauvinism: Yankee Doodles
For excessive irony: Rye Bread
For unnecessary chances: Hero Bread
For telling bad jokes/puns: Corn Bread
For war-mongering: Kaiser Rolls
For causing injury to others: Tortes
For racist attitudes: Crackers
For sophisticated racism: Ritz Crackers
For being holier than thou: Bagels
For abrasiveness: Grits
For dropping in without notice: Popovers
For over-eating: Stuffing
For impetuosity: Quick Bread
For raising your voice too often: Challah
For pride and egotism: Puff Pastry
For sycophancy : Brownies
For being overly smothering: Angel Food Cake
For laziness: Any long loaf
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