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  • July 29, 2015 12:18 am at 12:18 am #616115
    👑RebYidd23
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    What would you do if you found out you have superpowers?

    July 29, 2015 12:39 am at 12:39 am #1093916
    NeutiquamErro
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    What d’you mean, ‘if’?

    July 29, 2015 12:41 am at 12:41 am #1093917
    YW Moderator-29 👨‍💻
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    make titles disappear

    July 29, 2015 12:45 am at 12:45 am #1093918
    Happy Go Lucky!!
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    29, you’re hilarious!!

    Me? I’d try to conquer my tiny yetzer hara.

    July 29, 2015 1:33 am at 1:33 am #1093919
    pcoz
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    Find a phone-box.

    July 29, 2015 2:18 am at 2:18 am #1093920
    akuperma
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    Be very quiet about it.

    July 29, 2015 2:55 am at 2:55 am #1093921
    ☕️coffee addict
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    depends what it was

    July 29, 2015 6:55 am at 6:55 am #1093922
    cozimjewish
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    Rebyidd I am starting to wonder if you’re a girl. I mean, what guy is obsessed with unicorns and superpowers and starts threads about tznius? (Then again, what girl would describe a lizard as “cute”?)

    July 29, 2015 7:12 am at 7:12 am #1093923
    Joseph
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    A tomboy?

    July 29, 2015 7:22 am at 7:22 am #1093924
    👑RebYidd23
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    July 29, 2015 9:17 am at 9:17 am #1093925
    sushibagel
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    Rebyidd is a feminist Rabbi

    July 29, 2015 11:08 am at 11:08 am #1093926
    profound101
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    Isn’t that a forbidden word?

    July 29, 2015 1:24 pm at 1:24 pm #1093927
    👑RebYidd23
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    I’m probably a feminist rabbi with a pet unicorn that could kill 70 people in battle or purify water but I don’t let it hurt anyone because it’s dishonorable to let your animals fight your battles for you, and we don’t have a water filter, and probably I collect dinosaur bones to prove there were once cats with green fur, because if cats had green fur, they could camouflage in grass, and why not? and probably I go fishing every Tuesday but never catch anything. Because that’s the only kind of feminist rabbi that ever has any fun.

    July 29, 2015 2:41 pm at 2:41 pm #1093928
    princess leeba
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    Use them to serve Hashem.

    July 29, 2015 3:28 pm at 3:28 pm #1093929
    Joseph
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    Superpowers are kishif (magic) and assur. Anyone practicing it is chayiv misa.

    July 29, 2015 5:06 pm at 5:06 pm #1093930
    Happy Go Lucky!!
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    Uh oh, 29, did you hear that?!?

    July 29, 2015 5:12 pm at 5:12 pm #1093931
    YW Moderator-29 👨‍💻
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    No, I make all halachik statements that I don’t like disappear as well

    July 29, 2015 8:04 pm at 8:04 pm #1093932
    👑RebYidd23
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    Joseph, superpowers are unrelated to witchcraft. They are not something “practiced”. People generally do not have a choice of whether or not they have superpowers. It’s like some people have green eyes, and some people don’t. Or like some people have an extra toe.

    July 30, 2015 1:32 am at 1:32 am #1093933
    pcoz
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    Or the ability to walk on water.

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