Paddy’s in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him, “Did you find the shampoo?”
Paddy says, “Yes but it’s for dry hair and Oi’ve just wet mine.”
Paddy & Mick find three hand grenades, so they take them to a police station.
Mick: “What if one explodes, before we get there?”
Paddy: “We’ll have to lie and say we only found two.”