So a rabbi, a priest and a minister are discussing how they took care of the mouse problem in their respective houses of worship.
The priest says, “I had a crew come in and seal all of the holes with steel wool and plaster. The mice never came back to the church.”
The minister says, “I had a crew come in and move all of the food to places where the mice can’t smell it. They never came back to the church.”
The rabbi says, “I just Bar Mitzvahed all of the mice. They never came back to the shul.”