A very sad joke that was told by a kiruv rabbi– (don’t meant to start controversy)
A non-Torah clergy had a mouse problem. Went to three of his members and said–can you give me advice on how to get rid of them? One said, be kind and nice, and shower them with compliments. Didn’t work. Second one said, feed them–just feed them tons of good food, and then they’ll leave. Didn’t work. Third one said, “Gather them into the sanctuary and give them all a Bar Mitzvah.” They all left the next day.