Reply To: To the-art-of-moi: (Sorry if I spelled it wrong)

SOOOOOOOO…..

You: Look, welcome to earth, let me show you around

Alien: What is that over there????

You: That is an orange tre.

Alien: OOH AAH, how does this ‘tree’ work?

You: Well it takes in something called Carbon Dioxide and brings out air, ehich is funny cuz we need air to breathe…

Alien: So where does this tree come from? Where does it get Carbon Dioxide from?

You: Well when you take one of the small round things out of an orange, those orange and green balls up there, you put the round thing, called a seed in the groud. With water and sun it grows into a tree. And the carbon dioxide is from us.

Alien: This is so COOL!!! But….how do three completely different elemts make a tree? On my planet 3 different elements would just sit with nothing changing…..Who thought of such an amazing cycle? That you need trees and they need you?

You: No one thought of it, it was all a big mistake.

Alien: I dont know about here but on MY planet that is far from a mistake

You: ummm…lets move onto the actual orange, OK? So these oranges are food, try one, they are healthy and tasty.

Alien: Ok

*Alien opens it up with help from you*

WOW!!!! Who took so much time to wrap every drop of juice? And make it easy to open? And colored them orange so that they are easy to spot? And made sections inside easy to pull apart?

You: Nobody did, it was all a big mistake!!!! Dont you get it???? Maybe we should move on to something…..easier.

Alien: Wow…and they taste good! On my planet everything healthy is gray mush…you really are lucky! How can this be a mistake??????

You: I dont know, hey look, there’s a bannana tree, lets check that out

Alien: Fine……..

Hope you liked it!!!!!!!!! To be continued……