Reply To: I Need to Wake Up Soon

taom

It sure is. Actually it doesn’t let me sleep in the first place.

But I thought the “olam” here would catch on.

That was supposed to be a joke (oh) similar to one related by (I think) Rabbi Miller. Here goes.

A man and his wife were (rachmana litzlan, heaven forbid chas vchalila, may it never happen to you) not on speaking terms. He wrote a note to his wife that he needs to get up early for some job, (without please r”l) set the alarm clock.

He gets up bright and early at 11:00 am, with a whole bunch of notes from his wife, “Get up, it’s 6:00”, “6:15”..