Ah yes, an easy way to lose weight without losing any mass.
And here is another good one along those lines: To quote a famous limmerick,
There was a young lady named Bright,
who travelled much faster than light.
She left home one day,
and in a relative way,
returned on the previous night.
Said the bright one to her friends in a chatter,
I have learned something new about matter.
As my speed was so great,
much increased was my weight,
yet I failed to become any fatter!
So, the solution (which is much easier than moving to the moon) is to move extremely slowly all the time. That’s it- all it takes is to get all those speedy fat people to slow down 🙂