1)
I thought Yekkim pronounce a lot of Ohs as Ows. (I am really not knowledgeable about this, it is only a thought in my memory bank).
What are “Yekkim”? Ewww!
2) Imagine a Yekke leining ?? ???? ?? ?? ???? ?????? – and then imagine a Harry saying it, and then a litvak (A real litvak; ei rather then oi!). Sounds good!!
3) In Yeshiva, loads of guys call the ???? ????? the “Ketzos” – but when you say the full name, they call it “Ketzois Hachoishen” – nobody ever called it “Ketzos Hachoshen!