1) I just thought of a great screen name for someone: HeckofaYeck.
2) There is an old joke about a Yekke who used to come home from shul every morning at 6:30. One day he got home at 6:30 and 4 seconds. His wife asked him, why were you so late? He replied, we started to say Mashiv Haruach today.
Sorry for being off-topic, mods. Couldn’t resist.