Henry: How do we know that this is an accurate shtetl?
Muhammed: I have gone back in time with my bein hazmanim machine and witnessed it myself.
Henry: There is no such thing as a bein hazmanim machine! There is only a bein hazmanim radio!
Muhammed: I invented it based on a similar technology. I use the radio waves to heat up the air which makes the molecules move quicker around me, which means that time passes more quickly around me, which means that I am giong back in time. To return, I heat up myself so that I am moving faster. Let’s try it out.
The two of them enter the machine, and push 1632. The machine whirs, and…
The land in a small village on a rainy night. They peer out from the bushes and see a horseman in dirty clothes moving at breakneck speed and holding a golden crown.