How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well, the first thing we have to realize is that the reason we are having this, uh, lightbulb problem, is uh, due to the mistakes of the previous administration. I want to do everything to assure you, the people, of the willingness of my administration to uh, reverse and reestablish the previous equilibrium that we all enjoyed before this unfortunate incident that led to the bulb burning out. My first step will be to name a task force that is assigned to investigating the best way to tackle this problem. The Lightbulb Task Force will also take upon themselves the responsibility of getting approval to complete their objectives in the very next possible Congressional budget……
Answer: At least a few years, a few million dollars, and and an undisclosed number of people will take care of it by the next election year.