those are great!LOL!! Let me add some,
Q. How many Noodniks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 1001. One to hold the bulb in place, the rest to spin the house around and around.
Q. how many Breslovers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three. Two to hold the ladder very still as the third guy dances it in, around and around.
Q: How many Dell Tech Support people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring Ring-ring ring-ring
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Q. How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Change a what?
Q: How many Thought Police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None…. There never *was* any light bulb, don’t you remember?
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That’s not funny!
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turns itself in.
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I’ll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.
Q: How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One-third less than for a regular bulb.
Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
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