You think that’s bad? I’ve heard far worse!
I heard that there are places where the women breathe from the same supply of oxygen as men. How horrible that is — this mixing of the genders. It’s even possible that a man might breathe in an oxygen molecule that had previous been in the body of a woman he’s not related to. I need not continue!!!!!!!!!! What are people up to these days?????????????????
The Wolf (who chose to end his parody a sentence earlier since he, unlike the OP, understands that invoking HKBH in such posts is disrespectful to the extreme.)