no need to be ashamed, I liked yours and added some to my collection.
duckbill – a dinner companion who skips to the bathroom when the check arrives; tightwaddle.
duplicity – n. Minneapolis-St. Paul
the Spentagon – where your tax money goes
And, for a special Rosh Hashanah laugh:
If B’reshit were written by the writers of the television show “This Old House.”:
Today’s project is an interesting one. We’re going to build a woman. You won’t need plans, but pay close attention because you can make mistakes. Have your materials and tools ready and follow along.