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Cerebrolipidosis:
A condition marked by the presence of lipids, or fats, in the cerebral region, so that the brain is submerged in said fats and fails to function properly. Causes include failure to exercise the brain through proper thinking for one’s self. It is usually not terminal and can be reversed in some instances, especially when it occurs in the form of epidemic cerebrolipidosis.
MRI scans have noted a very high prevalence of cerebrolipidosis among politicians, journalists and government bureaucrats. It is said that an epidemic of cerebrolipidosis is responsible for the election of Barack Obama in 2008, and such an epidemic was only seen prior to this during the 1976 election when it resulted in victory for Jimmy Carter. Similar such epidemics often occur during the televised broadcasts of major events such as sports tournaments and song contests.