Do trees use a belt or suspenders to keep their trunks up?
Do you call the grafted part of a tree a branch office?
If you put your car on Elm instead of Oak are you parking up the wrong tree?
In the fall, does an anti-social tree tell everyone to leave me alone?
If 2 trees are competing who do you root for?
I said to the tree, “should I cut you down?” & the tree said, “What are you axing me for?”
And if you cut it down, what wood you use it for anyway?