This conversation about terminology of “being divorced” is so obnoxious and inane, it reminds me of my obnoxious and inane friend.
My obnoxious and inane friend had this idea that if she always made sure to correct everyone whenever they were technically wrong about something, then everybody would think she was smart and knowledgeable and then some dumb person who wanted a smart wife would marry her. Well, turns out that it worked, but do you really think she wants to be married to my dumb friend? http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/my-dumb-friend